Bloo quotes from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Terrence

Thanks for breaking my fall, you sissy horse. [gets thrown into the imaginary bees' beehive] Ew, gross. I'm all sticky.[the swarm of bees sting and chase after him] Ow! Ow! Ow! Buzz off! Ow! Ow! Ow, it hurts!

Bloo

Relax, it'll only hurt for a week!

Wilt

Well, no worries now, my friend. You’ll be safe where we’re going.

Where’s that? [cuts to Foster’s]

Wilt

Home.

Wilt

Aw, it was nothing. I’m sure anyone of you would’ve done the same thing if you were in my position.

Bloo

What, did Wilt get part of the flagpole in this year's Fourth of July pageant again? [snickers]

Actually, Wilt rescued another abandoned friend from certain doom.

Wilt

Awww!

That's the fourth one this week!

Fluffer Nutter

It's a new record!

Wilt

Come on, guys.

Bloo

Hold the phone, "Record"?! What do you mean, "Record"?!? So what, it's like some sort of contest?

Wilt

Oh no, it's not a contest at all. It's more like a service to all imaginary friends, great and small, so that they might have a chance at a happy and healthy life with a loving owner of their own. So, we, as the friends of Foster's, must do our duty and bring in as many of those needy and abandoned friends as we possibly can!

Bloo

A contest.

Wilt

Uh, no.

Bloo

So, uh, what’s in for ya, Wilt ol’ buddy? A new car? A trip to some far away and exotic land?! Cash Moneys?!?

Wilt

No, nothing like that. It’s our duty, as-!

Well, there is "The Wall".

Wilt

Yeah, well, I guess there is that.

Bloo

Wall? What wall?

Wilt

Well, Madam Foster likes to put a photo up on "The Wall" each month of whoever best exemplifies the duties of a friend who-

Bloo

[interrupting] Yeah, Yeah, where’s this so-called "Wall"?

Wilt

[pointing] Behind you.

Bloo

[angered] Oh, I get it. You just want all the glory for yourself! [imitates Wilt] "Oh, it’s not a contest. It’s our duty as friends of Foster's to—" Blah, Blah, Blahbity, Blah, Blah, Malarkey! Well, let me tell you, Mr. Sporty Socks, your wall of fame in the hall of frames is about to crumble, because two can play it this game.

Wilt

But, Bloo—

Bloo

[ignoring Wilt’s confession as he leaves Foster’s] Just you wait and see. I’m gonna bring home the biggest and bestest friend this joint has ever seen!

Wilt

That would be fantastic, Bloo, but this isn’t a— [Bloo slams the doors, leaving Wilt and the other Friends dumbfounded] ...Contest.

Bloo

[to himself] Hump! I’ll show him who’s the friend of the month. Just as soon as I figure out where the heck am I going to find a friend in need.

[after seeing the man in a cell phone suit go by] I've heard of mobile phones, but this is ridiculous.

Bloo

Hey, did you see a-

I already made the joke, son. He went that-a-way.

Wilt

What burrito, Ed?

Eduardo

Oh, um… I, uh, nightmare about a burrito?

Coco

Coco?

Eduardo

Si, again. Sorry.

Bloo

Speaking of burritos, I'm starving. Let's go have breakfast. I need lots of energy to finish constructing that orphernometer before Mac shows up.

Eduardo

Bloo? You no el perrito.

Bloo

I most certainly am not a burrito.

Mac

Bloo! Jokey's gone, and he's not coming--

Bloo

(darkly) Back? Of course he's not coming back. It's Adopt-a-Thought Saturday, the day they come to take all our good buddies away. Now Jokey's off being all Jokey with who knows who?

Mac

But what about our jokes? (Shaking them) Who's gonna be Jokey with us?!

Bloo

Exactly! (Hits mac) And who's next? Wilt? Eduardo? Coco? That silly-looking guy with the eyes?

Mac

Oh, yeah. I like him.

Bloo

We all like him, Mac. you can like him 6 ways of Sundays, but that's not gonna Save, but now is it?

Mac

Well,I---

Bloo

IS IT?! then try the fool you with the balloons and the lemonade, But believe you me, This is a dark day, They want me out of the pictures cause they're know I'm the only one who can stop them.

Mac

So, what's the plan?

Bloo

(mouthful of cupcake and evil smile) That's a good question, And I've got just the answer. (burps)

BEHIND YOU!

Bloo

[turns around] Wilt. So nice of you to come and visit. You look well. How's everything outside?

Wilt

What are you doing, Bloo? You're up to something and it's not cool, okay?

Bloo

Don't be silly.

Wilt

Then why are all the friends hiding in the house? I know you don't want to lose your buddies, but I'm sorry to say it, you're being really selfish, okay?

Bloo

Want a cupcake?

Wilt

Don't change the subject, please?

Bloo

I'm not. I'm unselfishly offering you one of my cupcakes.

Wilt

You know, I'm sorry, Bloo, but it's Adopt-a-Thought Saturday, and well a lot of our friends may finally have a chance to find new homes to call their own.

Bloo

[sees Mac appearing and hiding behind his legs] I know. That's the problem. [shoves Wilt, making him fall] Timber! [he and Mac then tie him up to a chair, tape up his mouth, and put him in the closet] This hurts us more than it hurts you.

Mac

Yeah. Sorry, Wilt.

Wilt

[muffled] No, I'm sorry.

Frankie

Oh, pal, you feel a bit warm.

Bloo

Yeah, you don't feel hot.

Mac

I don't feel so… [sniffs] hot either.

Frankie

Come on, I'll take you home.

Coco

[in unison] Coco! Coco! Coco!

Eduardo

[in unison] Adios, Mac.

Wilt

[in unison] Bye, Mac. Feel better, man. Sorry. [Mac sneezes] Gesundheit.

Bloo

So what're we trying to watch?

Wilt

[with mouth full] A kweecha feature.

Bloo

A kweecha feecha?

Wilt

Sorry. [swallows] A creature feature.

Eduardo

A creature feature?

Wilt

It's okay, Eduardo, don't worry.

Bloo

Yeah, Ed, it's probably just some silly old movie about a silly old ghost and some silly old house on some silly old hill.

The Curse of the Cannibal Ghost of the Haunted House on Horror Hill!

Wilt

Good call.

What a perfect night for a drive.

Frankie

Now, hurry on inside and get yourself to bed, okay?

Wait, what's that up ahead?

You mean the Petunia Patch?

No, not the Petunia Patch. That haunted-looking house on that horrible looking hill!

Oh, why that's just the Haunted House on Horror Hill.

Bloo

[now white as ghost, leaves the other room, sneezes and gets mucus all over his hands, wipes it on the wall, leaving a trail as he heads to the bathroom; looks at his reflection] You don't look so good.

Well, you're no prize either.

Bloo

What'd you say, buddy? Whoa... I feel dizzy.

You gotta get oxygenated. Deep breath. Deep breath. Not throughout your mouth, mouth-breather. Throughout your nose.

Bloo

But I don't care to have no nose.

Sure you do. [makes a trumpet-like-nose and plays lively jazz music along with other different-colored Bloos]

Bloo

[wiping his eyes and looks at his reflection, normally, as the music stops] I think I'm delirious.

Bloo

I thought steam was supposed to unstuff me. I gotta get some air in here. [pulls at the chains on the window]

Eduardo

The rattling! The terrible rattling!

Wilt

It's the Cannibal Ghost!

Coco

COCO! [Bloo screams] Coco! Coco! COCO!

Bloo

Coco?

Try to watch where you're going, pal.

Wilt

Sorry. Really. Shan't happen because none of it can happen again. Won't happen because none of it seems to happen again. Go on back to bed. Don't you worry about a little thing. Every little thing is gonna be alright right now, there's definitely not a- [Eduardo grabs him and pulls him down] Cannibal Ghost.

Bloo

Coco? Coco? Coco?

Wilt

Coco? It's been you this whole time, hasn't it? Why, of all the rotten tricks to- [he removes the sheet, revealing Bloo underneath it] Homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina, homina-

Wilt

Now, we need to feel quiet so the ghost won't know we're coming. So no feeling spooky and yelly at all, okay?

Eduardo

I don't feel yelly.

Wilt

Shh.

Coco

Coco.

Wilt

Quit it, Eduardo.

Bloo

Oh...

Wilt

What is it? You need to tell me THE GHOST IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

Duchess

That is the problem. This party is unauthorized! And more importantly, it is interfering with my 23 hours of beauty sleep!

Bloo

You may want to shoot for 24.

Duchess

Ooh, you are going to get in big trouble for this.

Bloo

Oh, you're just sore 'cause you didn't get invited.

Mac

Bloo, I hate to say it, I mean, I really hate to say it, but I think Icky Von Yuck-Yuck might be right.

Bloo

You're taking sides with Blicky McBarf?

Mac

No, I just think Grossie Grossenstein has a point.

Duchess

I am calling Madame Foster this instant. When she hears about this, your days in this house will be numbered.

Bloo

Fine! Call her! See what I care! [snaps fingers]

Yeah, boss?

Bloo

See to it Old Ug-Mug doesn't get near a phone.

Got it.

Mac

You're pushing your luck. And Mr. Herriman's gonna be back soon and-

Bloo

I told you already, it's taken care of.

Mac

Look, I don't want to see you get in trouble again. It's bad for my rep.

Bloo

Do I have to fight for my right to party?

Mac

How about fighting for your right not to get kicked out of the house?

Bloo

Pshaw. You worry too much. Loosen up. Here. Have some candy.

Mac

Uh, no thanks.

Bloo

Oh, come on. It's just-

Mac

I SAID NO THANKS!

Mac

You wouldn't like me when I eat sugar.

Bloo

Can't resist this sour jelly booger.