Bloo quotes from Foster&#039;s Home for Imaginary Friends

HI, WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER FOR A PARTY?!

Bloo

WRONG NUMBER! What are you doing?!

Duchess

You sugar-coated idiot! You can't even hold on to a phone! You've ruined everything!

CALL'S OVER NOW GIVE ME CHOCOLATE!

Duchess

There will be no chocolate for you!

GIVE ME MY CHOCOLATE!

Bloo

Chocolates?! You tried to sell us out for Duchess' stupid chocolate?

Duchess

I'll have you know they're stupid gourmet chocolate.

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Bloo

Hey, pal. We okay?

Sugar.

Bloo

What's that?

S-S-Sugar! Need sugar.

Bloo

Oh, sugar. [takes out a piece of gum] You mean like this piece of gum?

SUGAR! Precious sugar! [eats the gum and ends up spitting it out] It burns us! IT BURNS US! [Wilt drags him into the car, and they drive back to Foster's; coughing] You said… [coughs] it was sugar.

Bloo

Right, sugar. Sugar free.

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Bloo

Wilt. Those aren't peppers and salts here. These aren't salts and vinegar flavors there. I only eat peppers and salts and I only eat salts and vinegar flavors. I can't eat those. I can't eat these. [throws the chips on the floor and crushes them]

Bloo, try to clean that stuff up.

Bloo

Why? It's Wilt's fault. Besides, he loves trying to clean up messes everywhere. Don't you, Wilt?

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Bloo

You guys, too?

Coco.

Eduardo

Sí.

Wilt

Uh-huh.

Bloo

Don't tell me. Bendy?

Coco.

Eduardo

'Sí.

Wilt

Uh-huh.

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Bloo! You flooded the house!

Bloo

Yeah, but Bendy took a cookie!

[Mr. Herriman shakes his head in disbelief and Frankie facepalms in annoyance]

[shows up at the flooded house; sighs] Bloo, what did you do?

Bloo

[offscreen] BENDY DID IT!

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Bloo

I’m going to the Ice Charades, I’m going to the Ice Charades!

Eduardo

Azul!

Coco!

Wilt

We’re trying to sleep!

Bloo

Sorry. [Whispers] I’m going to the Ice Charades, I’m going to the Ice Charades!

[Bloo continues to sing "I’m going to the Ice Charades, I’m going to the Ice Charades!" the next day, annoying everyone in the house, except Eduardo, who is still sad he is not going to the Ice Charades. Cut to a scene where two Friends are watching the basketball game, but Bloo’s singing causes them to change the channel to a program where Bloo is still singing his song. Cut to a scene where Bloo is still singing until the doorbell rings]

Bloo

I’m going to the front-door Charades!

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Bloo

[addressing his doubles] I am Bloo, and you are my minions! Wahahahahaha! [clones laugh] Alone, you are nothing but cheap knockoffs of a really cool dude, but together, we are stronger than any army! And I think we all know what you must do. That's right! We must sing the theme from the Ice Charades in one hundred-part harmony!

[inside the community room]

BBloos

Oh, Ice Charades, you're so icy and fun!

Oh, Ice Charades, it's not the capade one!

Oh, Ice Charades, every year comes to town!

Oh, Ice Charades, get your money back if a skater falls!

BBBig Bloo

DOWN!

HOLY. GUAC. AMOLE.

Bloo

Take five, everyone.

Bloo, what have you done?! Have you been playing with Mac's chemistry set again?

Bloo

Yes, Frankie, yes I have, but that's not where these handsome devils came from. They were imagined up by kids in Mac's class after they saw me! Aren’t they great?

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Hi, Bloo. Ready to go to the Ice Charades?

CDComically Deep-Voiced Bloo

Who are you?

[screams] Who are you and what have you done with my friend?!

Bloo

Oh, I see you've met Comically Deep-Voiced Bloo.

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Bloo

[in disguise] Why, Frankie. Fancy meeting you here. How long has it been?

Bloo!?

Bloo

Why, Frankie, you very old girl. I can't believe you call me that. Turned up been dear-ment.

[to Dylan] Don't listen to that maniac. What're you doing, Bloo?

Bloo

Why, I'm on that dinner date. And please call me by my first name, Orlando.

Orlando Bloo?

Bloo

Yes. And this is my favorite date, prince...uh..priss..pri...princess, no, Prin..pris...Prissy. Yes, Prissy.

PCPrince Charming

[in disguise] How do you do?

DDylan

Uh...Nice to meet you?

BBoth

Don't mind if we do.

No don't-[As Bloo and Prince Charming sit down]

DDylan

So...uh...what do you know, Frankie?

This lunatic lives in-

Bloo

I'm Frankie's ex-boyfriend.

No, you're not!

Bloo

Why, schnookums. Why could you denied our own love? We went out for 20 years?

DDylan

How old did you say you were?

I'm 22!

DDylan

So, you've been trying todate since you're...

Bloo

47, yes. I mean 2. Yes, we went to college togetherly.

Get off! Dylan, this is an imaginary friend in a suit.

Bloo

Oh, sugar-puss, stop being silly. [To Dylan] She's just upset because I've done to her since one week ago.

NO, YOU DID NOT!

Bloo

Sorry, all week in a half day ago.

Stop it! "Do you have a map"? Why?

PCPrince Charming

[As Prissy] I kept getting lost in your eyes.

[groans] Alright, I got your game! [She pushes a plate of steak to Orlando Bloo] Here. Eat mister "real-man".

Bloo

Uh....Don't mind if I do. Don't mind if I do eat some food. Don't mind if I do pick up a fork and eat some of the food that is on the plate on the table in front of me. [Mac hands scrabble around on the table, picks up a spoon and stabs at the steak] Oh, silly me. A spoon can't pick up a steak!

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DDylan

You think your muscle went in my territory, huh? Well, I didn't spend here all night playing mister-nice guy, but just have to loser show-up trying steal my property.

Property?

CChris

Frankie is not your property.

Bloo

Yeah, we saw her first, so she's our own property.

DDylan

Oh, I get it. You guys thought Frankie was sweet on you. Let me include you guys in up something. Frankie just nice to you, cause she feel sorry for you.

Bloo

Nuh-uh.

Frankie's nice to us, cause she's cool, and she likes us.

DDylan

Oh, what on earth makes you guys think Frankie would like, scratch that, any girl would like a dork, a kid-

Bloo

See, I told you.

DDylan

And a sure thing.

Bloo

Hey.

DDylan

When she can go out, with a guy like me. Yeah, that's what I thought. Now get out of here. You guys are lucky I don't kick your bu Frankie, I thought you were uh… you know, powdering your nose.

I powdered it before everyone knows I left.

PCPrince Charming

[with a black eye] She's cute why she's mad. [faints]

DDylan

So uh... I-I-I-I-it's not what it looks like, it's…

If I have a dime for every time I heard that thing…

DDylan

No, really. I was just palling around with the kids over here. Cute little guys, heh…

You mean, my friends?

DDylan

Oh, th-those were your favorite... uh…friends? Hey, Frankie, did I mention how awesome you look in that dress?

[Frankie cracks her knuckles and Dylan gulps as the screen cuts to black]

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Madame Foster

Oh, he seems nice. What's his name, dear?

Cheese.

What's that dear?

Cheese.

I'm sorry?

Cheese! His name is Cheese!

Madame Foster

Oh.

Bloo

CHEESE?

Yes.

No, not you, Cheese. Yes. Cheese.

Yes.

Not you.

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[Cheese pretends his toy horse is galloping up Bloo]

Bloo

Get outta here!

[Cheese walks away, and then sneaks up behind them, using his horse to listen in on Mac and Bloo]

Come on, I brought Mom's drill.

Bloo

So?

We can paint flames on the sides.

Bloo

So?

We can ride down that huge hill on Mulberry Lane.

Bloo

Oh, Mac, you mean it?

Of course. Just like I promised.

Bloo

Oh, Mac, you're the best kid an imaginary friend could ever ha-CAN YOU GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME?!?

Now I'm a horsey! Baa! Baa, now you're a horsey! Giddyap! [crashes into Bloo] ...This floor tastes funny.

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Another time for the paint.

Bloo

Awesome. Super duper red hot rod flames.

Bunnies.

Bloo

Hot rod flames.

Bunnies.

Bloo

Hot rod flames.

Bunnies.

Bloo

Hot rod flames.

Bunnies.

Bloo

HOT ROD FLAMES!

Bunnies.

Bloo

HOT... ROD... FLAMES!

Bunnies.

QUIET!

[scene goes to the hill, where the go kart is painted with flaming bunnies]

Bloo

I don't know you anymore.

Shut up. At least the bunnies are on fire.

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[Wilt gives Cheese to Coco, who is making orange juice. Cheese wants cocoa for cereal.]

Cocoa.

Coco coco coco?

Cocoa!

Co, co, coco coco coco?

COCOA!

Co co co co!

[repeatedly] COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA!

[Coco gives Cheese to Mr. Herriman]

Mr Herriman

Can I help you?

[repeatedly] COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA! COCOA!

Mr Herriman

Good heavens, not another thing!

[Mr. Herriman puts Cheese at the kitchen who wants cereal]

COCOA!

Oh, no. Not another thing! [crashes] Bloo! This is yours. You try to watch him.

Bloo

Hey, Cheese, wanna play a real lame?

I like games.

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Another game, another game, another game, another game, another game, another game another game, another game, another game, 'nother game...

Bloo

Hey, Cheese. You wanna play another game?

[gasps] Yes!

Bloo

It's the excitingest, amazingest, funnest, awesomest game ever.

Yes, yes!

Bloo

You wanna know what it's called?

Yes, yes, YES!

Bloo

Okay, it's called... "Sit still and be quiet in the closet for the rest of eternity!" MWHAHAWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I like this game.