Well, no worries now, my friend. You’ll be safe where we’re going.
Where’s that? [cuts to Foster’s]
Home.
[Bloo is humming to himself until he hears a bunch of friends, including Ringo Rango, Phineas B. Vurm, and Fluffer Nutter, graduate and praise Wilt]
Aw, it was nothing. I’m sure anyone of you would’ve done the same thing if you were in my position.
What, did Wilt get part of the flagpole in this year's Fourth of July pageant again? [snickers]
Actually, Wilt rescued another abandoned friend from certain doom.
Awww!
That's the fourth one this week!
It's a new record!
Come on, guys.
Hold the phone, "Record"?! What do you mean, "Record"?!? So what, it's like some sort of contest?
Oh no, it's not a contest at all. It's more like a service to all imaginary friends, great and small, so that they might have a chance at a happy and healthy life with a loving owner of their own. So, we, as the friends of Foster's, must do our duty and bring in as many of those needy and abandoned friends as we possibly can!
A contest.
Uh, no.
So, uh, what’s in for ya, Wilt ol’ buddy? A new car? A trip to some far away and exotic land?! Cash Moneys?!?
No, nothing like that. It’s our duty, as-!
Well, there is "The Wall".
Yeah, well, I guess there is that.
Wall? What wall?
Well, Madam Foster likes to put a photo up on "The Wall" each month of whoever best exemplifies the duties of a friend who-
[interrupting] Yeah, Yeah, where’s this so-called "Wall"?
[pointing] Behind you.
[Bloo and a few other Friends see "The Wall", a wall which is accompanied by a photo called "Friend of the month" and various portraits of Wilt helping other Imaginary Friends in need]
[angered] Oh, I get it. You just want all the glory for yourself! [imitates Wilt] "Oh, it’s not a contest. It’s our duty as friends of Foster's to—" Blah, Blah, Blahbity, Blah, Blah, Malarkey! Well, let me tell you, Mr. Sporty Socks, your wall of fame in the hall of frames is about to crumble, because two can play it this game.
But, Bloo—
[ignoring Wilt’s confession as he leaves Foster’s] Just you wait and see. I’m gonna bring home the biggest and bestest friend this joint has ever seen!
That would be fantastic, Bloo, but this isn’t a— [Bloo slams the doors, leaving Wilt and the other Friends dumbfounded] ...Contest.
[to himself] Hump! I’ll show him who’s the friend of the month. Just as soon as I figure out where the heck am I going to find a friend in need.
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