BlooWHY ARE YOU PICKING ON ME?!?! I don’t see anybody else following all of these hare-brained madnesses there!
[Herriman opens the door to show Bloo that all the other Friends are following his rules]
Bloo
Fine!
Now, listen closely, Master Blooregard. I know the Madam set up a special situation for you. A deal, if you will, which for me, means you’ve broken one rule to begin with! So I’m watching you, and if you do not toe the line, I have ways to persuade the Madam to change her mind. Now if you please excuse me, Master Bloo, I have a very important matter to attend to.
Bloo
[mumbling with his mouth closed] I'm not moving.
Bloo
I'm not moving.
I think he said he's not moving. Is that right? [Bloo nods] Why?
Bloo
[mumbling] Herriman.
Bloo
No, Herriman.
Bloo
Herriman.
Bloo
No! Merri... Herriman, HERRIMAN, HERRIMAN!!! He's been on my case all morning, harping on all the rules I seem to be breaking, and said that if I don't start following them, he's gonna boot my blue butt to the curb! Man, oh, man, is this guy uptight?! Is anyone else around here aware of his insane two-square rule?! I've never heard of anything so-
[After Bloo accidentally breaks Madame Foster's bust]
MWMac, Wilt, Eduardo, and Coco
Oh, you are busted.
Bloo
What?
You busted her favorite bust.
Bloo
What?
Herriman's prized possession.
Bloo
What?
She's wright. Herriman's totally gonna kill you.
Bloo
I don't believe this. I was in the clear, man. I was gonna stand here perfectly still all day. I wouldn't have broken anything. Then you guys come along with all your "no comprendo" and "I don't understand". Make me move and knock over stuff, and then what do you do? You turn on me. That stinks! Thanks a lot, guys.
How about I say I did it?
Bloo
It's okay, guys. Forget it. It was me, me, not you, and I'm not letting any of you take the other blame. It's okay, I've had it, I'm going. I'm packing up, I'm trying to head out, and I'm making history.
Hold on there, Hobo Joe. Maybe we can do something?
Bloo
No, she's wright, guys. Don't you see? Busting this bust is gonna get me as busted as anyone can get busted. So anything bad I do from now on is nothing, and if I need to break some rules so I can fix what I busted, maybe, just maybe, I won't end up getting busted at all. Come on, another time for plan A: fix it.
[The gang hears Frankie and Mr. Herriman talking from the kitchen after covering Madame Foster in flour and portraying her as her own bust]
No, Miss Frances. You are merely smearing the flour with that mop. The mop with the proper absorbent qualities for the kitchen is in the third-floor storage closet.
Well, if it's the proper mop for the kitchen, what's it doing in the third-floor closet?
Do not question my methods, Miss Frances. I guess I will have to do your job and fetch the mop. [exits the kitchen and enters the foyer; to the gang] Good afternoon. I trust the lot of you are having an enjoyable and rule-breaking-free day, unlike Miss Frances, especially you, Master Blooregard.
Bloo
Oh, you betcha.
[to Madame Foster, portrayed as her favorite bust] Ohh, Madame, your favorite granddaughter is working my last nerve. I can hardly believe that you and that slacker are related.
Okay. Now, if I was Mr. Herriman and I had glue, where would I put it?
[points up to a small box on the top shelf] Coco-co?
"Items for imaginary friends to NEVER, NEVER TOUCH NEVER." Sounds wright. [Wilt takes the glue out of the box and the doorknob starts rattling] Uh-oh.
[enters] Okay. The house is now entirely TP'd. Just this last roll in Herriman's private... what are you all doing in here?
Bloo
Please, Frankie. Please don't tell.
Tell what? What are you guys up to?
Bloo
We're not really up to anything. I mean, we are, but we aren't. We are in that we are up to trying to fix something. But we aren't because we aren't just doing something to be bad, which is just what Herriman would think if he saw us because, see, it was all just an accident.
Bloo
When I accidentally busted Madame Foster's bust when I was trying not to bust anything because I knew Mr. Herriman would bust me if I did.
But it wasn't his fault. Herriman totally freaked him out.
Bloo
So we've been fixing what I broke by breaking a lot of rules.
[on the intercom] Miss Frances, what have you been doing all day? None of the bathrooms have toothpaste.
Bloo
Sorry.
Miss Frances, you also seem to have neglected to restock the soap.
Bloo
Well, those water balloons didn't help.
So it was you. All of you have been making my favorite day horrible.
Bloo
Well, yeah.
Folks, this isn't cool. Sorry, but I need to say something to him.
No, Frankie. Please don't tell on Bloo.
[Mac and Bloo are outside, standing on the balcony seeing Mac's apartment building all the way from where they are]
Bloo
You can.
Bloo
Try.
Bloo
No, the brown.
Bloo
Yes.
Bloo
Good.
Bloo
Yes.
Bloo
Left.
Bloo
Right.
Bloo
No. Left is right.
Bloo
Yes, yes, yes, you did it! That brown corner, left of the chips sign, next to the phone-pole, is the corner of the roof of your apartment! How cool is that?!
Wow...That's...eh...real cool.
Bloo
Don't you get it? THAT is your house and you can see it from HERE!
Bloo
You're stupid. You just can't appreciate the little things in life.
[sarcastically] Like the corners of apartments?
Bloo
Yes, you are a stupid and terrible person because you have no appreciation for the corners of apartments.
We went down. Not up - down.
Bloo
This place is crazy! It's crazy! I'm so hungry! I'm crazy! I'm crazy! Do, da, do, da, doo, doo!!! (laughs) Oh, look, it's the pizza man. Hi, pizza man. We're really high up, and you look like an ant
Wait, what did you just say?
Bloo
Ant.
Bloo
Uh, an.
Bloo
Um, like.
Bloo
Look.
No, uh. 9 words before that.
Bloo
Um, hi.
Bloo
Pizza.
Bloo
Man.
Bloo
Hello.
[Mac records the imaginary friends' interviews for adoption via camera]
Uh, hi. My name is, uh, Bloppy Pants and I like to get adopted.
My favorite color is pink.
RRRed Rusher
I like living on the edge! Fast cars and motorcycles! Yeah!
SSassyfrass
My likes are walks on the beach, dancing, new experiences, the outdoors.
I'm not great. You can adopt one of the other awesome friends here.
SJSunset Junction
My--my dislikes are rude people and broccoli.
Coco coco coco coco coco coco co! [kicks the camera]
SLSally Linda
I'm looking for someone who's rich and good-looking and in really great shape.
SMSloppy Moe
No losers, please.
[screams] What is that?! Get away, get away! It steal my soul.
JJambalaya
I just want to love. [Bloo laughs]
Bloo, stop it. You're making everyone look dumb.
Bloo
Hey, they don't need my favorite help in that department.
Thanks for the interview, Madame Foster. And thanks for the cookies.
I'd like to announcilly that I almost died laughing!
You know I say to that? Ring-a-ding dingly.
No, they didn't, no, they didn't, no, they didn't, no, they didn't, no, they didn't, no, they didn't! [gasps]
Bloo
Step right up and behold, the amazingest, hilariousest spectacle of a long lifetime!
Bloo, what are you doing?!
Bloo
What? Oh, nothing, nothing.
You're selling tickets to watch the footage of Mr. Herriman, aren't you?
Bloo
No, no. What? No, of course not. Frankie erased that, don't you remember? Besides, that was wrong.
Frankie! We got a problem! [dumps out a load of Funny Bunny merchandise from his backpack]
[gasp] Oh, my gosh! Why did this happen?! Why did this happen?!
Bloo
I'm playing here. [notices the Funny Bunny t-shirt] This is awesome! Where did you get it?
School. All of the kids have this stuff like this.
Bloo
Wow. I hope people did it, but I never dream it did catch on fast.
Bloo
I posted the original footage into the fans in the town. Check it out. Oh, this thing's good. Hey, here's a new place. This is the best though: the Funny Bunny store. And I linked the whole site to the Foster's home page.
20 million hits?! Bloo, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
Bloo
I was thinking about something funny about it.
Mr. Funny Bun… I mean, Mr. Herriman isn't taking interviews. NOW GET OUT OF HERE!
NRNews Reporter
But we're live.
NRNews Reporter
Who is, for some reason, refusing interviews? Despite the fact that he became a worldwide phenomenon. Let's roll with the clip.
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!
Bloo
Her!
MBMac, Bloo, and Frankie
Me?! Are you crazy?!
Bloo
Mac's one male who tried to tape it!
Yeah, but I erased it! Frankie's one female who burned it to disc!
Yeah, but Bloo's the imaginary friend who uploaded the file to the Internet!
MBMac, Bloo, and Frankie
Mr. Herriman, wait!
You said there was a file. Where is it?
It's not that file, Mr. Herriman.
Yeah. The file is in my computer. No! No, no! You can't!
Now, to get rid of these files, once and for all! [throws Frankie's computer into the trash can]
Mr. Herriman, you don't understand! The file's already on the Internet! You can't just get rid of it!
Nonsense. Just tell me where this "net" is, and I'll just dispose of it readily.
It's not a net, it's a… it's… Ugh! You just don't understand.
Bloo
Boy, I'll say.
Oh, I understand all right. A gentleman does not take such abuse lying down.
IT'S NOT FAIR! I'M THE SWEETEST GIRL IN THE WORLD, AND I STAYED IN THE STUPID HOUSE WITH THESE STUPID PEOPLE!
A little sour under that sweetness.
So I could shower you with MY snickerdoodles, scrapbook and way with noticing. We have to do this together. This has to be OUR record. This was supposed to be OUR GIANT RUBBER BAND BALL OF LOVE!
Bloo
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Who said anything about love, Heather?
Bloo
Really? Because you look like a Heather to me.
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