Bloo quotes from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Bloo

[to Mac] Well?

Mac

It's okay. [Bloo gives him a friendly punch in his arm]

Frankie

[to George Mucus] Now you know why you're not supposed to run around with Scissors? Scissors? Scissors?

Yeah?

Frankie

Scissors, what do you like to say?

I'm sorry.

Frankie

Okay, go play. Don't run!

Duchess

[over speaker] Frankie! FRANKIE! GET UP HERE NOW!

Frankie

Oh, man, one of these days there. [to Mac and Bloo] Sorry, guys, Her Royal Majesty calls. But don't worry, I'll get someone to show you around. Hold on a sec. Wilt? Tour, please! I'm really sorry, guys. Wilt will take care of you. But I'll try to meet up with you at the end of the tour, okay?

Duchess

[over speaker] FRANKIE!

Frankie

COMING!

Wilt

[talking to someone] I'm sorry, is that okay? You sure? Alright. Okay. Sorry anyway. [to Mac and Bloo] Hey, how ya doing? My name's Wilt. Yo, fellas? Hello? Oh, okay, I get it. It's cool, it's cool. I know I'm broken with a very wonky eye and the very stubby arm. Probably freaks you out, huh? But don't sweat it, I'll get someone else to--

You're tall.

Wilt

Big, small, young, current, new, old.

Mr. Herriman

Why, I never.

Wilt

Happy, unhappy but sad, good, bad.

Duchess

Well, I never.

Bloo

And don't forget, silly, nervous, helpful.

Mac

And from now, blue.

Bloo

This place is crazy but very insane, I love it.

Frankie

Glad to hear it. I guess you dug the tour? Very cool, huh?

Bloo

The coolest. This place is perfect.

Mac

Yeah, it's just like Bloo said. With him living here, my favorite mom may feel happy if not, Terrence may leave me alone if not, and I can visit him every day. Our favorite problems are done or solved.

Frankie

Well, um. There is one place right for one little problem here.

Mac

What? Can't Bloo live here?

Frankie

Yes, but--

Bloo

For now, there is no prob at all, I stay here and Mac comes to see me every day. Deal done.

Frankie

Mac, Bloo, Foster's is a "foster" home. It's not a boarding house. If you leave Bloo here, you can't come see him, because he won't be yours anymore.

Mac

What?

Frankie

He will be put up for adoption, like everybody else here.

Bloo

ADOPTION?!

Wilt

Yeah. For one reason or another, we've been given up by our creators, and as much as we all love living here, what we really want is to be adopted by a new kid who needs an imaginary friend.

Bloo

Well then, forget it. As cool as this place is, adoption's not an option. Come on, Mac, let's go.

Mac

Wait.

Bloo

What? Come on, Mac, adoption?

Bloo

But--

Mac

But don't worry, I'm not giving you up. Just stay here until I can think of a better idea. If I come back tomorrow--

Frankie

He's still yours, but if a kid shows up and wants him, and you're not here, as long as he is adopted by bullies, he shall be there to adopt himself because he can adopt himself, and he will be there to adopt himself because he does know to adopt himself at least.

Mac

Okay.

Bloo

"Okay?" "OKAY?!"

Mac

Don't worry, I will be here. A hug? I umm...I got these uhh, Sorry. I'll be back. I promise.

Mr. Herriman

"I'll be back." Hmpf. If I had a carrot for each time I'd heard that, I'd be such a very fat rabbit. But don't worry, Master Bloo, you look like a fine imaginary friend and will certainly be snatched up by a new child in no time.

Bloo

Um, nice girl, cute girl. Stay away now. Go on, shoo, shoo.

SHUT UP! I LIKE YOU, YOU'RE SO CUTE, I'M GONNA ADOPT YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BECOME MY FAVORITE FRIEND AND I'M GONNA CALL YOU TIFFANY! YOU GOT THAT, TIFFANY?!

Bloo

Yes. No. What? Um uh. AAH!

Look, stupid, you call this vicious?

Coco

Cocococococo! Co cocococo cococococo coco co cococo co co! Cococo cococo co CO CO!

Bloo

Exactly.

What? No, I don't want any cocoa, I just want Tiffany.

No, take me!/Take me, take me!

No. [to Wilt] You're so broken. [to Eduardo] You're a chicken, [to Coco] and you're ... a crazy chicken. [shows Bloo to Herriman] I want this dunderhead.

Mr. Herriman

Very well. [signs the paperwork]

[becomes sad about losing Bloo and fall on the floor] NO!

Frankie

Okay, folks, that’s enough. Look, I’m really sorry. I know you wanna help but you see that this little girl really wants Tif… I mean, Bloo and…

Bloo

[becomes sad] And I guess it’s true. Mac doesn't want her after all.

Mac

[offscreen] Shut up! [Bloo (along with Frankie, Wilt, Eduardo, Coco, Mr. Herriman, Duchess, the millionaire daughter, and the millionaire mother and father) looks to see a little boy at the door] Don't want you, are you insane?

Bloo

[now happy] MAC!

Frankie

Now, just look what you know to do.

Mac

Alright, guys! Let's Bloo this!

Wilt

Aw, man. I'm sorry, but that was not okay.

Eduardo

Muy stinko.

Coco

Coco.

Terrence

Lame. So lame. That was stupider than me.

Bloo

Yeah, Mac. "Let's Bloo this?" C'mon, man. That's really stupid.

Mac

[to Bloo] Hey, isn't this why everybody knows this thing started?

Bloo

Yeah, all except for–

Terrence

Wait, stop, I just wanna punch you!

Bloo

Just like very old times.

Frankie

JUST GET IN THE BUS!

Bloo

[to Coco] Not you!

Frankie

Get into the bus, get into the bus, GET INTO THE BUS! [the bus arrives at the mall] Come on, folks, we need to hurry.

Wilt

Frankie, wait.

Frankie

Wilt, I just said--

Wilt

Allow me. [tries to open the door]

Frankie

Oh, okay, thanks.

Coco

[to Bloo] Coco coco!

Bloo

"Rip-off artist?" OW, MY SHIN!

Mac

Quit it, Bloo.

Bloo

What? I'm just trying to clean.

Mac

Spraying air freshener isn't trying to clean.

Bloo

Is too. I'm trying to clean the air. Trying to clean and freshening.

Frankie

Well, go find someplace else to try to clean and freshen, can you?

Bloo

Fine, if that's how you feel about it. But don't come crying to me while the air feels stale and filthy at least.

Frankie

I'll keep that in mind.

Bloo

Missed a spot!

Frankie

Bloo! [coughs] That friend of yours, Mac.

Mac

Tell me about it.

Frankie

If it's one thing with that guy, it's another.

Bloo

Hey, what's this? I've never seen this before.

Frankie

Oh, no! [Bloo is standing in front of a door with a sign reading: "STAY AWAY. DO NOT ENTER."] Bloo! Don't think about it.

Bloo

Sheesh, calm down.

Bloo

That's the other story of the secret of the secret door?

Well, no. Not really. The other very actual story is currently better. But a pact is a pact.

Bloo

What?

Mac

I told you not to try to open the door!

Bloo

So sure it was me, are you? [some scribbles appear behind him] Okay, you got me. I did it. And you know what else? I'd do it again.

Mac

I've been over here for a half hour coming up with a great plan to free these guys. And all you care about is trying to mess around.

Bloo

Oh, yeah, well... [snaps his fingers and a scribble blows a raspberry at Mac]

Mac

The whole house is currently getting fed up with these scribbles and different thinks are presently very useless. And I don't see how you using them to do all sorts of helpful things are gonna help everybody else see they're actually helpful. Wait a whole minute.

Bloo

Done. [his stomach grumbles] Aw, man. I really gotta-

Mr. Herriman

Master Blooregard.

Bloo

Sorry, Mr. H, but I haven't enjoyed another time to chitchat before. I really need to-

Mr. Herriman

Make your bed.

Bloo

What? Well, yeah. That's well and good after. I was gonna-

Mr. Herriman

No manner, no how. Now. Fold and tuck, Master Blooregard, fold and tuck. Very good.

Bloo

Phew. [his stomach growls again] Wanna go, wanna go, wanna go!