Super Chum quotes from Fanboy &amp; Chum Chum

[Gasps] HOW DARE YOU, SIR?!? Where did you get such a cockamamie idea?

Chum Chum

Well...

[Flashback to many years ago]

BCBaby Chum Chum

You broke-ted my teddy bear!

BFBaby Fanboy

[Nibbles on a teddy's arm, spits it out] Sorry.

BCBaby Chum Chum

[Holds plate broken into half] You broke my Man-Arctica plate!

BFBaby Fanboy

[Hides a catapult behind his back] Sorry.

BCBaby Chum Chum

My tiny toy turtle!

BFBaby Fanboy

[While welding the turtle] Sorry.

[End of flashback]

Wow, you're right, I do break all of your stuff! I'm sorry, Chum Chum, I feel awful.

S1 The Tell Tale Toy

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[Fanboy feels 'relieved' after a sneeze on Chum Chum]

Chum Chum

You did that on purpose!

Nuh uh! If I'd a done it on purpose, I would've done this! [Sneezes in slow-mo on Chum Chum really hard]

Chum Chum

[wipes face off] This ends now!

You are!

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Hello!? Why would I want to spend any time at all with you snot-filled troll babies!?

FCFanboy/Chum Chum

'Cause you're my best friend! [both gasp, then growl at one another]

Your...best friend? Really, I don't know what to say...I... I always assumed you despised me as much as I despised you.

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There, I have given you what-for!

Chum Chum

Nope, I moved.

You didn't move!

Chum Chum

I'm too quick. You didn't see. But now, I chop your arm off! [wacks his ninja against Kyle's, making its left arm fall off]

Huh? Oh. All right then. Perhaps you'll feel the force of both my parry and my thrust! [giggles while "attacking" Chum Chum's ninja] Oh, ho! I've cut you to the quick!

Chum Chum

Uh-uh! You bounced off my force field.

[was about to do a victory dance, but stops] Force field? Ninjas don't have force fie --

Chum Chum

And then, I use my sonic ray to pretzel-ize your legs! ["Attacks" Kyle's ninja]

Don't do that! Huh? [Looks at his ninja's legs in a bow] Oh.

Ooo, sonic turbo ninjas. [At Chum Chum] Did you use your mystical throwing cow? Here! [gives him a wooden cow]

Chum Chum

Ooo, good call. [throws the cow at Kyle's ninja, making its right arm fall off]

[slightly irritated] So, we're going to play loosey-goosey with the rules, are we? Well, what do you think of this? [Takes Chum Chum's ninja, jumps on it, hits it against the door, then rips it in half. He then sighs] There! Taste of your own medicine. [falls to the floor and groans]

Chum Chum

Missed me!

Huh?

And...your head explodes.

GRR! YOU'RE CHEATERS! CHARLATANS! WITH YOUR -- MADE-UP RULES AND YOUR -- AIRBORNE LIVESTOCK?!? I CALL SHENANIGANS!!!

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FCFanboy/Chum Chum

PANCAKE FIGHT!

Oh, help, help, help! [gets hit with a pancake]

Ooh, a red-hot huckleberry, and on your first try.

Chum Chum

That gets you a sky-high rocket ride.

AND I REFUSE TO SPEND ONE MORE MOMENT IN THIS NUTHOUSE! LET! ME! OUT OF HERE!

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BBoog

End of the line, boys. [in high-pitched voice] You got these bops coming! [Fanboy and Chum Chum both laugh as their voices also become high-pitched] Why you laughing?

Your voice, it’s funny!

Chum Chum

[chuckles] So is ours!

Hey, you’re right.

[The boys continue laughing; Boog growls and threatens to bop them but the boys get out of the bubble and spray more helium at him with the dispenser and close the bubble as it floats upwards to the moon]

BBoog

I’m gonna bop you so hard when I get out here! Man, it’s hard to sound tough with this voice.

S1 Fanboy in the Plastic Bubble

I wonder how he's gonna get down from there.

Chum Chum

I don’t know.

[POP!]

BBoog

STUPID POINTY MOON! [crashes into a tree] I’m stuck in a tree!

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FCFanboy and Chum Chum

You know Sigmund?

I'm afraid so. And let me tell you... [They use Kyle to knock the crowd out of the way and put him in front of Sigmund] ...only to make others feel sad about themselves. And I hope to never lay eyes upon him again! [Chum Chum pulls his eyelids open] Oh, hello, look who it is.

S1 Sigmund the Sorcerer

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Chum Chum

Could I get your autograph?

Sigmund

You already have it! Check ze insides of your eyelids.

Chum Chum

[closes eyes to see Sigmund's autograph] Ooh whoa! I'll never open my eyes again.

S1 Sigmund the Sorcerer

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Oh don't feel bad, Kyle. You still have your friends.

Yes, I suppose I am a winner after all.

Chum Chum

Group hug!

[Kyle hugs the two still hanging upside down with dynamite. An explosion off screen with the words "THE END" as a result]

FCFanboy and Chum Chum

You've been dazzled!

You make it so difficult.

S1 Sigmund the Sorcerer

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[The Fanlair is back atop its building]

Huh. I don't understand it. We dug up the whole town, but still no treasure. What arr we gonna do?

Chum Chum

I dunno, but we better do it soon. Me thinks the crew be getting restless.

[Fanboy notices his crew disgruntled. Kyle cracks his knuckles, while Fankylechum sharpens his axe on a grinding wheel]

Blow me down! There be mutiny in their eyes! We be done for!

Chum Chum

Uh...quick! Tell them about the treasure again!

S1 Fanboy A'hoy

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Chum Chum

Fanboy, is this the end?

I'm afraid so, little buddy...

[Both stare sadly at each other, their eyes full of luster. They run towards and tearfully hug each other.]

Chum Chum

I just want you to know you're the best friend anyone could've ever hoped for!

Not better than you, little buddy! I'll never forget you!

Chum Chum

And I'll never forget you!

[They distance themselves a bit and turn towards Kyle]

Oh, and of course Kyle, we can't forget him.

Indeed, yes, good, show all the way around.

Boy, Chum Chum, can you believe after all we've been through, this is where it ends?

Chum Chum

Yeah, we had some good times, didn't we?

Boy, it feels like just yesterday we met...

[Flashback to preschool where they were very little]

BFBaby Fanboy

[toddles towards and waves at Chum Chum] Hi!

BCBaby Chum Chum

[pokes Fanboy's left eye] Eye!

[End of flashback]

We were so innocent...

S1 Fan vs. Wild

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BE QUIET!!! It's Quiet Time! Can't you read?! [Points to a note on the blackboard reading "QUIET TIME"]

Reading? I don't think we've covered that.

Chum Chum

Yeah, what grade do you think we're in?

[Picks up F&C] We'll call this strike 1! Now, take your seats, [Puts F&C at their desks] And I don't want to hear a peep! I need absolute quiet while I work on my model Swiss Village. Ooh! Winter's coming early! [sprinkles some fake snow onto the model and yodels]

S1 Separation Anxiety

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Oh, my beautiful town of Mufflinflusen! [To F&C] I am so angry, I can see straight! THAT'S STRIKE 2! Time for your punishment!

Chum Chum

Punishment? But don't we get 3 strikes?

[Floating upside down from the ceiling] Ooh, Ooh, back sass! Isn't that strike 3? [disappears]

The butt-kisser's right.

[reappears] Thank you. [disappears again]

You leave me no choice but... to SEPARATE YOUR DESKS!!!!

S1 Separation Anxiety

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Oopsie, heh. Auf Wiedersehen!

Ooh-ah. Oh, sweet Mufflinflusen! [crying then, enraged] You two! [picks up F&C] You destroyed MUFFLINFLUSEN! That's it, I am separating you two... PERMANENTLY!

FCFanboy and Chum Chum

WHAT?!?

I'm gonna see to it you're in separate classrooms. MAYBE EVEN SEPARATE SCHOOLS! [Puts F&C at their desks, then kicks Chum Chum's to the wall]

Chum Chum

NOOOOOOOOO!!!

No Mr. Mufflin, please! Chinese destiny, KIDNEY, SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!!!