[Fanboy feels 'relieved' after a sneeze on Chum Chum]
You did that on purpose!
Nuh uh! If I'd a done it on purpose, I would've done this! [Sneezes in slow-mo on Chum Chum really hard]
[wipes face off] This ends now!
You are!
“Cold War” · Season 1
In this episode: Fanboy (4), Super Chum (4), Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason (3)
Hello!? Why would I want to spend any time at all with you snot-filled troll babies!?
FCFanboy/Chum Chum
'Cause you're my best friend! [both gasp, then growl at one another]
Your...best friend? Really, I don't know what to say...I... I always assumed you despised me as much as I despised you.
There, I have given you what-for!
Nope, I moved.
You didn't move!
I'm too quick. You didn't see. But now, I chop your arm off! [wacks his ninja against Kyle's, making its left arm fall off]
Huh? Oh. All right then. Perhaps you'll feel the force of both my parry and my thrust! [giggles while "attacking" Chum Chum's ninja] Oh, ho! I've cut you to the quick!
Uh-uh! You bounced off my force field.
[was about to do a victory dance, but stops] Force field? Ninjas don't have force fie --
And then, I use my sonic ray to pretzel-ize your legs! ["Attacks" Kyle's ninja]
Don't do that! Huh? [Looks at his ninja's legs in a bow] Oh.
Ooo, sonic turbo ninjas. [At Chum Chum] Did you use your mystical throwing cow? Here! [gives him a wooden cow]
Ooo, good call. [throws the cow at Kyle's ninja, making its right arm fall off]
[slightly irritated] So, we're going to play loosey-goosey with the rules, are we? Well, what do you think of this? [Takes Chum Chum's ninja, jumps on it, hits it against the door, then rips it in half. He then sighs] There! Taste of your own medicine. [falls to the floor and groans]
Missed me!
Huh?
And...your head explodes.
GRR! YOU'RE CHEATERS! CHARLATANS! WITH YOUR -- MADE-UP RULES AND YOUR -- AIRBORNE LIVESTOCK?!? I CALL SHENANIGANS!!!
FCFanboy/Chum Chum
PANCAKE FIGHT!
Oh, help, help, help! [gets hit with a pancake]
Ooh, a red-hot huckleberry, and on your first try.
That gets you a sky-high rocket ride.
AND I REFUSE TO SPEND ONE MORE MOMENT IN THIS NUTHOUSE! LET! ME! OUT OF HERE!
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