“Separation Anxiety” · Season 1
In this episode: Super Chum (3), Mr. Mufflin (3), Fanboy (2), Kyle Bloodworth-Thomason (2)
BE QUIET!!! It's Quiet Time! Can't you read?! [Points to a note on the blackboard reading "QUIET TIME"]
Reading? I don't think we've covered that.
Yeah, what grade do you think we're in?
[Picks up F&C] We'll call this strike 1! Now, take your seats, [Puts F&C at their desks] And I don't want to hear a peep! I need absolute quiet while I work on my model Swiss Village. Ooh! Winter's coming early! [sprinkles some fake snow onto the model and yodels]
Oh, my beautiful town of Mufflinflusen! [To F&C] I am so angry, I can see straight! THAT'S STRIKE 2! Time for your punishment!
Punishment? But don't we get 3 strikes?
[Floating upside down from the ceiling] Ooh, Ooh, back sass! Isn't that strike 3? [disappears]
The butt-kisser's right.
[reappears] Thank you. [disappears again]
You leave me no choice but... to SEPARATE YOUR DESKS!!!!
Oopsie, heh. Auf Wiedersehen!
Ooh-ah. Oh, sweet Mufflinflusen! [crying then, enraged] You two! [picks up F&C] You destroyed MUFFLINFLUSEN! That's it, I am separating you two... PERMANENTLY!
WHAT?!?
I'm gonna see to it you're in separate classrooms. MAYBE EVEN SEPARATE SCHOOLS! [Puts F&C at their desks, then kicks Chum Chum's to the wall]
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
No Mr. Mufflin, please! Chinese destiny, KIDNEY, SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!!!
Yeah, yeah, fate of the universe. I've heard it all be- FOR THE LOVE OF LEDERHOSEN!
[Suddenly, a hole gets ripped open in the middle of the classroom just as Fanboy predicted.]
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