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Fanboy & Chum Chum · Season 1

Kyle, Chum Chum and others in “Cold War”

Kyle

There, I have given you what-for!

Chum Chum

Nope, I moved.

Kyle

You didn't move!

Chum Chum

I'm too quick. You didn't see. But now, I chop your arm off! [wacks his ninja against Kyle's, making its left arm fall off]

Kyle

Huh? Oh. All right then. Perhaps you'll feel the force of both my parry and my thrust! [giggles while "attacking" Chum Chum's ninja] Oh, ho! I've cut you to the quick!

Chum Chum

Uh-uh! You bounced off my force field.

Kyle

[was about to do a victory dance, but stops] Force field? Ninjas don't have force fie --

Chum Chum

And then, I use my sonic ray to pretzel-ize your legs! ["Attacks" Kyle's ninja]

Kyle

Don't do that! Huh? [Looks at his ninja's legs in a bow] Oh.

Fanboy

Ooo, sonic turbo ninjas. [At Chum Chum] Did you use your mystical throwing cow? Here! [gives him a wooden cow]

Chum Chum

Ooo, good call. [throws the cow at Kyle's ninja, making its right arm fall off]

Kyle

[slightly irritated] So, we're going to play loosey-goosey with the rules, are we? Well, what do you think of this? [Takes Chum Chum's ninja, jumps on it, hits it against the door, then rips it in half. He then sighs] There! Taste of your own medicine. [falls to the floor and groans]

Chum Chum

Missed me!

Kyle

Huh?

Fanboy

And...your head explodes.

Kyle

GRR! YOU'RE CHEATERS! CHARLATANS! WITH YOUR -- MADE-UP RULES AND YOUR -- AIRBORNE LIVESTOCK?!? I CALL SHENANIGANS!!!

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