“Marsha, Marsha, Marsha” quotes from Fanboy & Chum Chum

Chum Chum

Next time we splash down, we should do it in water. Fanboy, look. We landed in the kindergarten.

Fanboy

Wow. We went back in time, too? We must've gone faster than I thought.

Fanboy

You never get used to that sound.

Fanboy

Whoa. Look at the size of her. Somebody's been drinking their milk.

Chum Chum

I think she heard you.

Hello, Fanboy. Remember me? It's Marsha.

Fanboy

Who? Come again?

[spitting, Fanboy and Chum Chum pull out an umbrella to try and guard themselves from Marsha's spit] Marsssssssha.

Fanboy

Oh, sure. You're that-we used to-didn't we-you know, over by the um-yeah, I got nothing.

[shows photo] Maybe this will refresh your memory. [points at Fanboy on the photo] This is you, and [points at herself on the photo] that was me!

Fanboy

But that was Marsha. She was all nice and sweet. And you...ooh.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU RUINED ME!

One minute left. No pressure, kids, but your entire future depends on how you do on this test. Not that my prized pupil Marsha has anything to worry about!

Fanboy

Hey, Chum Chum. [points at pencils stuck up his nose] Check me out!

Time's up. Pass your tests forward.

Fanboy

[Sneezes on Marsha's test] Best of luck, Marsha.

YOU RUINED MY TEST! I scored so low, they sent me back to kindergarten!

Fanboy

Oh, that Marsha.

I used to read two levels above my grade, now I spend my days writing "Pat sat on a mat" with a pencil that’s fat! [breaks a pencil that matches what she said] It's all so...

[off camera] Does anyone have to go potty?

I have to make a tinky-wink! [To Fanboy, with her eyeballs protruding toward him] Humiliating.

Fanboy

I’m sorry, Marsha. I had no idea! Maybe you could take the test...again?

I'm stuck in here!

Fanboy

Uhh, well maybe I could take it for you. I think I still got a few answers up here.

Oh-ho-ho, It’s too late for tests! Now is the time for revenge! [points at the clock] See the little hand’s on the eight, and the big hand’s on...your throat!

[off camera] Snack Time, everyone!

Ooh! Orange slices! [Rips off her pigtails. At Fanboy] You got lucky this time, Fanboy, but come naptime, you're gonna take...a PERMANENT nap!

But it's really nice to see you, Chum Chum.

Chum Chum

Wow, Marsha looks great, huh?

Fanboy

[nervously] Uh, yeah.

Fanboy

No! [To Miss Olive] Uh, Miss Olive? I was thinking. Naps are very healthy for growing bodies, but so is Vitamin D! And what better source of Vitamin D than the warming rays of... "'[Opens the blinds and sees a solar eclipse, gasping] A solar eclipse?!? CURSE YOU, SEMI-ELLIPTICAL ORBIT!!! You know what we need? Music. [goes over to the record player and turns up the volume] Okay, everybody! On your feet!

Let’s all close our eyes and take the cloud-ferry to Sleepy time Island.

Ut, ut, ut. When we go night-night, there's no light-light.

Now, now, light switches aren't for little hands.

Fanboy

Huh?

Okay, [giggles] I think someone needs a time out! Come along, Mister. You’re going to spend naptime in the gingerbread house. [Shows him a toy gingerbread playhouse]

Fanboy

You mean me? In there? All alone? The whole time? Well, if you think it’s best.

Fanboy

Well, Marsha, looks like you messed with the wrong coward. [notices a graffiti on the wall] Huh. [reading] "Marsha was here." [sees more graffitis of him being cooked in a cauldron, Marsha feeding him to a shark, her jumping on him, and her riding on a rat, commanding it to eat him alive; gasps in horrified shock by seeing these, and spots one more that reads…] "Marsha is here." [Zoom out to see Marsha standing in front of him and staring evilly at him; screams] MARSHA! How-how-how did you get in here so fast?!

I said "poopy."

Fanboy

That's it?

I've got priors.

Fanboy

[sits down] Marsha, stay back. [stands up with toy scissors] I'm warning you! These can almost cut paper! [She swats them away] AHH! HELP!! HELP ANYONE!!!

I've been dreaming of this moment during every naptime! Nothing is going to stop me from getting my revenge! REVENGE!