“The Janitor's Apprentice” · Season 1
In this episode: Fanboy (4), Super Chum (3), Janitor Poopatine (3)
[Gasps] It's Janitor Poopatine!
Poop! And he's driving a dumpster!
Huh? This is no dumpster! It's a highly advanced fully mechanized trash receptacle! I call it...the Dump Star!
[pause] Ohhhhhh! That's nice! [The Dumpstar's claws grab them] Woah!
Oh, Brenda, stop being so dramatic. They're not replacing you. I'm just teaching them a lesson. Whoa! [falls into the floor which is covered in peanut butter] What are you doing?
Everyone knows the best way to get out ketchup is with peanut butter. Or is it soapy water?
[growls] STOP THIS AT ONCE!
Hold off on the peanut butter, chum.
[on the roof of the cafeteria] Boy, this peanut butter really sticks to the roof of your school.
I see you have failed. Perhaps I can find another task better suited to your feeble skills.
Uh, Chum Chum, tell me my jaw did not just touch this floor.
Stop the Dump Star!
Uh, Chum Chum. I think the hologram's talking, but I don't see anything.
Look at me, you nitwits!
I don't think I like its tone. [the Poopatine Hologram from earlier appears]
Not me, you nitwits. Him! [points] [Fanboy and Chum Chum see that the hologram was pointing at the real Poopatine, who is on Brenda and is shaking his fist angrily at them]
Hey, Janitor Poopatine.
Pull over! Pull over!
I think he wants us to honk the horn. [Chum Chum honks the horn] How's that, huh? More horn? He wants more horn. [Chum Chum honks the horn many times]
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