Narrator quotes from Everybody Hates Chris

Tonya

So, I'm gettin' fired for bein' honest?

Narrator

It happened to Don Imus, and it could happen to you.

Who the hell are you?

Chris

I'm Chris.

Narrator

Star of the new movie, Guess Who's Coming to Homeroom.

Chris

I need to change homerooms.

Oh, what's the problem?

Chris

Mr. Thurman hates me.

Narrator

Everyone does. It's in the title of the show, dummy.

I thought you had about as much chance of working with the football team as Boy George does of joining Quiet Riot, but you did it!

Narrator

And oddly enough, so did Boy George.

OK, for our second group of partners, we have Sadie and Lola, Tiffany and Amber, Chris and...

Narrator

Chris and Maria, Chris and Maria, Chris and Maria!

...and Angel.

[after Chris squeezes his hand too hard] Ow!

Narrator

I broke his androgyny bone!

Mr. Omar

The lady I'm seein' likes to do things by the numbers. I was waitin' on 800. She had a special surprise for me at 800, and you ruined it!

Narrator

The surprise was, she was a man.

Drew

Isn't that kinda weird?

Mr. Omar

Isn't that kinda none of your business?

Narrator

After a couple weeks at Tattaglia without Greg, I tried hangin' out with a few different crowds to make myself feel better. I tried hangin' out with the losers.

Chris

So, what do you wanna study? Math or science?

Dude, why are you always studying?

Yeah, you act like you're graduating tomorrow.

Don't be such a downer.

Chris

I even tried hangin' out with the break-dance crews.

Narrator

After all was said and done, even a roomful of girls wasn't the same as having one good friend.

Chris

Greg? What are you doing here?

Greg

Got kicked out of the Bronx Academy, so I'm back.

Chris

See you still have that coat.

Greg

I've changed in ways you couldn't imagine, Chris. I've seen things. I've done things. I've tasted blood and it tastes good.

Chris

Hi. I'm Chris.

Hi. I'm Angel.

Narrator

Ahn-Hel? More like, "What the hell?"

Chris

What's up with the outfit?

Narrator

And the makeup?

I'm androgynous, silly.

Around 1986, a new trend emerged called androgyny. Inspired by the looks of personalities such as Boy George, Prince, Grace Jones and Attorney General Janet Reno, gender benders, as they were also called, stretched the perceptions of what it meant to be male or female.

Julius

What the heck is that?

Narrator

"Careless Whisper."

Greg

At the Bronx Academy, I was somebody.

Narrator

Yeah, you were the guy who got kicked out.

Tonya

I don't want you to walk me to school. Leave me alone.

Narrator

That's how girls turned down R. Kelly.

Drew

Morons have the highest IQ of the mentally retarded, so if something's wrong with her, you may not notice at first.

Narrator

Like the first time you watch Bill O'Reilly.