“Have an Ice Day” quotes from Eureka

Jo

Somebody looks tense, what's the matter?

Carter

Well, Captain Yuri has me going through Eureka's entire library of disaster plans. I mean, tsunami, uh, missile attack, um... genetically modified, super-intelligent ferret infestation.

Jo

Cool.

Carter

Yeah. And, um, apparently, we have, uh, an emergency pneumatic vacuum tube communication system.

Jo

(nods) Mmm.

Carter

No we don't! I mean, wh-wh-wh- what? It's behind some picture in some wall? (she stands up and walks across the room) And, I mean, look at these plans... (She swings back the picture of George W. Bush on its hinge revealing the pneumatic device.) Oh...

Jo

(fluffing Zane's pillows angrily) Why is it that every guy I date ends up in this infirmary?

Zane

'Cause you're bad luck, obviously.

Jo

A joke. At my expense. Glad to have you back. (moves to the other side of the bed and continues to attack the pillows)

Zane

Suspected me? Of what?

Jo

Well, Taggart got frozen I... and he and I... used... to... like, you know...

Zane

Really. Huh, you thought I loved you that much.

Zane

(getting out of the infirmary bed, looks down) You seen my pants?

Zane

What's that?

Taggart

It's her first day, trying to keep her in a positive frame of mind. (Tess thumbs-up back)

Zane

Oh. That's nice of you. Is it working?

Taggart

Yeah, I think so.

Tess

(on other side of glass, cheerfully) We are so screwed.

Tess

Good news? Good news? The building is about to fall down! I broke a building!

Taggart

Just like old times, eh, mate?

Carter

I hate old times!

Zoe

We'll freeze to death before anyone gets here.

Lucas

Death? Death!

Zoe

It's okay...

Lucas

I can't do this! (hyperventilating)

Zoe

Frozen girl! Hugs!