Larry quotes from Eureka

Larry

What if GD was built over a Hellmouth?

Larry

I'm going to die a virgin!

Taggart

He's fallen for one of the classic blunders!

Larry

What's that?

Taggart

Never go in against an Australian when death is on the line!

Jo

Okay, has everyone gone nuts?

Zane

(entering sheriff's office) That's what I'd like to know.

Jo

(distracted) Hi.

Zane

"Hi"? Uh, that's all you have to say?

Jo

Uh, what do you expect me to say?

Zane

"Sorry for getting wasted and making out with Fargo"?

Larry

Oooh, you made out with Fargo?

Jo

No! Okay you-

Zane

Aaah, kinda.

Fargo

Tabitha, pull over!

I don't believe your name is on my pink slip anymore.

Larry

Uh, mine, mine is. Tabitha pull over now.

Shut up, Larry.

Larry

What?

Fargo

Where are you taking us... Tabby?... Sweetheart?

Not so pleasant having your destiny in someone else's hands is it?

Fargo

You don't have hands!

Fargo

I think this is it.

Larry

Oh, God. Hold me! (hugs Fargo, sobbing)

Fargo

Oh no... This is the worst death ever.

Jo

Hello, boys.

Larry

He hugged me!

Fargo

You wish!

Larry

Listen, about that hug--

Fargo

What happened in the trunk, stays in the trunk.

Larry

My Fembot prototype was working perfectly before-

Carter

Do I really wanna know this?

Larry

She was working perfectly before I went to get my coffee. When I came back after the collider incident, she was... completely non-responsive

Carter

Maybe she's just not that into you.

Larry

[Reading Fargo his schedule] 9 am with Dr. Parish.

Fargo

Parish? Reschedule.

Larry

What would you like, uh, the reason to be?

Fargo

Uh, how about I hate his stupid face and I can't stand his whining.

Larry

Right I'll just hit send [sends e-mail]

Fargo

Wait oh no-no-no I was joking!

Larry

Oh yes, of course you were. I totally got that... but I just have to..