Zoe Carter quotes from Eureka

Lucas

Sorry didn't mean to distract you with all the verbal sparring and the sudden sexual tension between us.

Zoe

Please, you are so not my type.

Lucas

That's what they all say.

Zoe

Until they fall madly in love with you?

Lucas

No, that's what they all actually say.

Zane

I still can't believe I let you talk me into chaperoning.

Jo

Hey, no one snapped off your fingers.

Zane

The ease with which you say that is almost as disturbing as it is hot.

Jo

I know.

Zoe

[to Lucas] Hey, Chia Pet, wanna dance?

Lucas

Well, when you ask like that...

Vincent

If you're gonna work here you need to be able to navigate the walk-in fridge. So...

Zoe

Navigate? (Vincent opens the cooler door) Whoa! It's like, Narnia.

Vincent

Ponchos are on the left. Take the shuttle if you need food from the back.

Your father does the best he can.

Zoe

What kind of crappy platitude is that?

The usual kind. I guess.

Well, if you have any words of wisdom, like "Don't start World War 3", now's the time.

(After Zoe's speech to Martha) And don't start World War 3.

Zoe

Right, and that.

Vincent

What did I miss?

Zoe

My dad hunting for the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

Zoe

Dad, you're walking the woman you possibly love down the aisle to marry another guy.

Okay first, not true. And second, since when do you and I talk about this stuff?

Zoe

Since I'm seventeen and you're in denial.

Zoe

I love your hair... and your cats.

Oh, a Tibetan monk told me that tabby is a reincarnation of Grandma Lil.

Zane

Careful. My girlfriend might see you. (Moves Jo's hands) Oh, uh, hey, Jo. Awkward.

Jo

I will show you awkward. (kisses him again)

Zoe

You okay, Fargo?

Fargo

Yeah! Just, uh, thinking...

Zoe

About making out with Jo?

Zoe

See? We're here, and I didn't even have to do anything.

Yeah, another victory for total laziness.

Zoe

Isn't it awesome? I can sleep all the way to school.

Yeah, that's what the world needs, is more people asleep at the wheel.

Zoe

We'll freeze to death before anyone gets here.

Lucas

Death? Death!

Zoe

It's okay...

Lucas

I can't do this! (hyperventilating)

Allison

How're we doing?

Zoe

Well we're not garden statuary anymore.

It will be nice to be free of all the craziness.

Zoe

I see your point

Holly

Oh! Oh! I remember now! You guys are smart but the Sheriff is the strong force. He holds it all together!

Zoe

He always does.

Zoe

Dad? Did you just see...?

Yeah, I'll deal with that tomorrow.