“If You Build It...” · Season 3, Episode 13
In this episode: Jack Carter (4), Jo Lupo (3), Larry (3), Douglas Fargo (2), Zoe Carter (1), Tess (1)
(The car drives itself into Carter's parking space at the sheriff station.)
See? We're here, and I didn't even have to do anything.
Yeah, another victory for total laziness.
Isn't it awesome? I can sleep all the way to school.
Yeah, that's what the world needs, is more people asleep at the wheel.
(about her new car) Totally high-performance, but completely under my control.
Kinda like Zane.
What's Ranger Tom calling six times about? Someone steal a tree?
I wrote it down.
(holds up note) "Something weird."
(eating pizza) Stakeouts are fun.
They're, they're more fun with, um, pepperoni, than with, uh, organic tofu medley.
You mean, thank you for the pizza?
That is a thank you for the pizza.
Mm, you want anything else? Um, I've got a protein bar, juice box... (gasps) Funyons!
(laughing) You always eat this much?
You always this smooth with the ladies?
... Yeah.
Tabitha, pull over!
I don't believe your name is on my pink slip anymore.
Uh, mine, mine is. Tabitha pull over now.
Shut up, Larry.
What?
Where are you taking us... Tabby?... Sweetheart?
Not so pleasant having your destiny in someone else's hands is it?
You don't have hands!
I'm going to die a virgin!
(Tabitha, with Fargo and Larry hostage in the trunk, has come to a stop)
I think this is it.
Oh, God. Hold me! (hugs Fargo, sobbing)
Oh no... This is the worst death ever.
(Jo opens the trunk to see Larry and Fargo hugging and crying)
Hello, boys.
He hugged me!
You wish!
. . .
Listen, about that hug--
What happened in the trunk, stays in the trunk.
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