Lucas quotes from Eureka

Lucas

Clearly Jasper thinks you're hot, but not smart enough to be his partner. [Zoe looks offended] In my opinion he's an idiot. [pauses] No one usually asks my opinion.

Does everyone have a partner?

Zoe

[Looks around frantically] Well, it looks like we're stuck together.

Lucas

Welcome to my world. It's quiet, but it has its advantages.

Zoe

Like what?

Lucas

Kidding, no advantages.

Zoe

I'm Zoe.

Lucas

I know. I'm Lucas, we have three classes together.

Zoe

Really?

Lucas

Story of my life.

Zoe

I'm not hot.

Lucas

Now you're just fishing for compliments.

Lucas

Sorry didn't mean to distract you with all the verbal sparring and the sudden sexual tension between us.

Zoe

Please, you are so not my type.

Lucas

That's what they all say.

Zoe

Until they fall madly in love with you?

Lucas

No, that's what they all actually say.

Lucas

You're not shallow, you just haven't explored your depth.

Jo

Oh no, no, no... No exploring on my watch.

Zane

I still can't believe I let you talk me into chaperoning.

Jo

Hey, no one snapped off your fingers.

Zane

The ease with which you say that is almost as disturbing as it is hot.

Jo

I know.

Zoe

[to Lucas] Hey, Chia Pet, wanna dance?

Lucas

Well, when you ask like that...

Carter

Lucas, you wanna score points with the voters or with your girlfriend's old man?

Lucas

No contest, sir. [He picks up Zoe and walks out the door]

Zoe

We'll freeze to death before anyone gets here.

Lucas

Death? Death!

Zoe

It's okay...

Lucas

I can't do this! (hyperventilating)

Henry

That surge in electromagnetism fed back into the strength of the amplifier, creating a loop of building energy, and voila, a new North Pole.

Lucas

I swear I had no idea.

Carter

[bending down very close to him] Well, you are gonna have to tell Santa that he needs to move his workshop.