Haleh?
Sam called. Good thing too. It's been over two weeks and my husband was driving me crazy.
S12 E8Two Ships
[Ray and Pratt talk about Neela while they work together with Sam to try to save Adrian]
Clear. Ah.
Still V-fib. When's the last time you saw her?
I told you, we were a block apart. Resuming compressions. Amiodarone's onboard?
Five minutes ago. You should've kept an eye on her.
Pronestyl drip?
SSam
Infusing.
What, you think you could've done better?
I wouldn't have let her go into a burning building, and I sure as hell wouldn't have left her there.
Today was so... terrifying... and amazing. There was no labs, no x-rays, no rapid infusors or cut down trays, just me. Maybe it's the adrenaline, but I feel high. I need to go back out.
Sounds like I need to call for a psych consult.
[arguing with Neela trying to get her to stay at the hospital after smoke inhalation] Is there anything, anything I can say to get you to stay?
I don't think so.
I slept with Luka!
Yeah, nice try.
S12 E9I Do
[indicating the discussion between Weaver, Kovač and Clemente] Yo, Frank- que pasa?
I think they're talking about you.
What?
Weaver kickin' their butts is my guess.
SSam
Yeah, she's gonna kick their butts right out of here if they don't stop yapping at each other.
Isn't one of them gonna be the new E.R. chief?
My money ain't on the nosebleed.
Nosebleed?
You miss just about everything, don't you?
So what happened?
Well, meet Glenda, my altered drunk head lac. While you guys were jerking each other off, she was busy bleeding into her head.
Dr. Kovac.
[grinning] Dr. Lockhart.
Luka, there's something not right about Glenda.
Hey, that sounds like a movie: "There's Something Not Right About Glenda", like "Invasion of the Body Snatchers," shaky camera and stuff.
Morris.
How was your little sit-down with Weaver this morning?
Ah, she was telling me and Dr. Clemente how charming we are.
Oh really?
What, you don't think I'm charming? [grins]
[grins] I think you're extremely charming. I just also think that...
[Glenda interrupts with sudden movements]
Whoa. Ah... She was telling us that we have to get along better, you know, be better impression to our residents and be more agreeable.
Hm. Well, that's a lot to ask.
What, you don't think I'm agreeable?
I think you're agreeable, yeah.
[smiles] Yeah, you still think I'm full of sh... [Glenda smacks Abby in the head]
Ow!
Dr. Gallant, I'd like to offer my services in officiating at your nuptials.
What?
I'm a Universal Life Minister- I can marry you and Neela.
SSam
Jer, I think they're looking for something legal.
It's completely legal! I've married lots of people.
[grins] So, what- what, are you, like 'Reverend Jerry'?
[annoyed] Actually, I go by 'Father Superior.'
S12 E10All About Christmas Eve
[enters the hospital in a Santa hat, distributing presents] Ho-ho!
Well, well, look what the reindeer dragged in.
[pulls a new scarf out of the bag] This is for you, Frank.
Wow! Last time I got a present in this hospital was when that helicopter fell on Romano!
[at Haleh's Christmas choir tryouts] You remember Debbie Allen from Fame?
Yeah.
Well, Haleh makes her look like Mother Teresa.
Next!
What's this?
OOlivia
It's a vigil for Danielle.
But she's not dead.
OOlivia
They're praying to keep her that way.
Really?
OOlivia
Really.
[hugs her] Not bad, Olivia- not bad, baby.
Pratt! The little girl broke down in the elevator- we had to move her back to Trauma Two!
[to Olivia as he leaves] Tell 'em to keep prayin'.
Was that Jodie?
How do you know her name?
'Cause she calls Frank about eight times a day, and I talk to her about three.
That's great.
Must have been- your fly's down.
...Okay. I don't know how to say this...
What?
Well, it's just that these past three weeks- you know, I- I really couldn't have imagined it better!
[confused, but not disagreeing]...For me, too.
Yeah- and I haven't laughed so much or felt so good in a really, really long time. And I don't want to do anything to ruin that.
Hey! You won't, I promise...
Luka...
Yeah?
Ah, man! [looks away]
What?
[looks back at him, apprehensively] I'm pregnant. [Luka stares at her in amazement]
S12 E11If Not Now
I need a few weeks off.
Why?
My band got a recording deal. We're going to L.A.
Back away from the gurney or I will impale you with my crutch.
Kerry- [Kerry prods him sharply in the chest with her crutch]
Back off, Elvis.
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