[Elizabeth's hands itch]
Are you allergic to any plants?
I don't think so.
You have a garden?
I went camping.
Tell me you know what poison ivy looks like.
Poison ivy... is that in Wisconsin?
Oh boy.
S7 E1Homecoming
[after noticing Mark scratching his groin while meeting med students, due to the effects of poison ivy] Dr. Greene, I have a question: Something wrong with the Australian boys?
Who?
[grins] You're scratching "down under." Doesn't make a good first impression.
So, what are you supposed to talk about in an exit interview anyway?
CSCarter's Doctor
That you don't have all the answers.
No argument there.
CSCarter's Doctor
You scared?
I don't remember the last time I wasn't scared.
CSCarter's Doctor
Good.
What? That's it? Be afraid. Be very afraid?
S7 E2Sand And Water
Did you catch her?
Oh yes I caught her, but once she starts writing she can't stop. Heaven forbid, I should have jabbed that pen into her carotid artery.
Hmm, I think they double the fine once you draw blood.
You need a building with guest parking.
Take my spot.
I don't want your spot! Damn.
What?
No milk.
[Offers his cereal bowl] Want some of mine? [Elizabeth gives him a look]
A grown man, you put an empty milk carton back into the refrigerator.
It's not empty. [She dumps the remaining drop into the sink] Now it's empty.
Not that it chills anything cooler than room temperature anyways.
That's it, then! I'm not staying here anymore!
Here we go.
Every faucet leaks, your toilet actually rocks!
I kinda like that.
And there are creatures scurrying about in the walls. Do you know what scurries about in walls, Mark?
...Bunnies?
[looking at a house Mark found] Oh... oh Mark. Oh, it's beautiful!
See, I have some taste.
Can you afford it?
I've been living cheap. Besides, I'm going to have a roommate.
That's awfully presumptuous of you.
Well, I can take out an ad.
You will not! I love it!
You should check out the refrigerator, it's nice and cold.
Look at this deck.
I knew you would love that.
When can we move in?
When can you pack? It has an ice maker.
These floors are gorgeous.
You should check it out.
What?
The ice maker.
It's lovely.
You have to open it. It has a special ice feature.
What, does the ice come in different shaped cubes or something? [She opens the freezer and closes it] Oh my god, Mark. [she opens it again and there sits a ring]
I'm a little nervous, so let me say it. Elizabeth, I love you. I was hoping you would give me the joy and honor of being your husband.
Oh...
Is that a yes?
Yes.
[about a patient] Last time, the man yelled into my stethoscope.
And he grabbed my ass. Suck it up.
S7 E3Mars Attacks
[to Mark] I'm gone for a couple of weeks, you [and Elizabeth] are engaged, Chen's pregnant, Malucci's blonde and I can't seem to remember my locker combination.
So, what is my position here?
You have no position here, Peter.
You're firing me?
No, no, no, no! You fired yourself.
[about the E.R.] It's really not so bad down here, Abby.
Oh, yeah? Compared to what?
Did you even take the Hippocratic Oath?
I had my fingers crossed.
This place grows on you.
So does foot fungus.
S7 E4Benton Backwards
[to Benton about Romano] He's a horrid little turd, isn't he?
You couldn't pay me enough to work for you, you arrogant little prick.
Fair enough. Keep working on those people skills, Peter.
Um...I was just thinking, ahh...I was just wondering, if you wanted, maybe we could, um...
We could, what?
Go out sometime.
Oh, you mean, um, like a date?
Uh, yeah, that's sorta what I was thinking.
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