I've got a thyroidectomy this afternoon. What do you know about the arteries in the neck?
Uh, there's a lot of them?
You have an hour and 25 minutes. I suggest you locate a Gray's and start memorizing it.
S2 E1Welcome Back, Carter!
[after he gives Doug a small idol statue] Dr. Ross, a little taste of the islands.
Carter, you shouldn't have.
It's Wondoa. He's the god of fertility.
Just what you need, Doug.
You did some of your residency with Kerry Weaver?
Yeah, when we crossed paths.
Morgenstern wants me to consider her for chief.
Really?
That bad?
Did you ever see Cuckoo's Nest?
Are the meetings always this eventful?
This one was kinda boring. No-one tried to take a swing at each other.
[to Carter] Just take a deep breath, alright. Need you to stay on your feet here. He's totally dry. Trendelenburg.
I think I'm going to be sick.
No, you're not. Internal CPR.
He's fibrillating!
Damn it. Twenty-five clear.
Got a beep. Nope, it's gone.
Fifty. Clear.
Asystole.
Well, that helped a lot.
Smells kind of like a barbeque in here.
Oh god. [passes out]
Ha, ha. Welcome back, Carter.
S2 E2Summer Run
SShep
[to Carol] Welcome to hell.
[Carter tries to convince Benton he didn't have sex with Harper Tracy]
Carter, do I look like your father?
No. Actually, not at all.
Carol!
Oh! You scared me.
Yeah, I do that to a lot of people.
Give me a good sick body, needs a little slicing, and I'm a happy man.
So, how's it going?
My first day here, and I've only upset Doug Ross. That's not too bad, huh?
You must be losing your touch.
S2 E3Do One, Teach One, Kill One
What can I say about Mark Greene that hasn't already been said? I think everybody knows how he overcame adversity as a child of Quakers, his years in exile, his political writings and limericks, his mod period with the turtlenecks, his blue period and of course, his ruthless march to power and the silencing of his rivals.
I've known Mark Greene since he was a wet-behind-the-ears med student. He had the most beautiful curly blond hair, and so polite. All I'd do was ask and he would be cleaning the bedpans and changing the sheets. He was the best scut-puppy I ever had.
So would you say that, back then, he was sort of "green"?
No, Wendy, I would never say that.
SShep
[to Carol] You know what your problem is, Hathaway? You've been going out with too many doctors.
Dr. Lewis, can you do an employee physical?
WS[[w:Susan Lewis|Susan
On who?
Randi.
[to Randi] Breathe in. [Randi breaths in] Breathe out. [Randi breaths out] She's fine. Where's the form?
An exciting case? Here's one: Guy comes in, hypovolemic shock. Defibrillated ten, fifteen times. We maxed out on lidocaine, added bretylium, finally shocked him back to sinus, goes bradycardic. So I float a transvenous pacemaker, get capture, he stops breathing. I had to climb on, intubate him cowboy-style right there on the table.
Wow.
Man.
What happened?
He died.
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