TV show quotes
[Dr. Pratt is about to give nitroglycerin to Clemente, who is posing as a patient with chest pain]
No... no, I did two lines of coke last night.
What?
Yeah, and a bottle of tequila.
You did?
Yeah, not to mention three Viagra.
Why didn't you say something?
Aren't you supposed to take my history?
Who are you?
Victor Clemente, your new attending and congratulations Doc, you just killed me.
[to Luka] The last time I reached out to someone, Dubenko tried to make me his concubine.
[about Clemente] He's annoying.
You just said you liked his bloody shoes, you wanker!
Just because he's annoying doesn't mean I can't like his shoes!
[about Clemente] He's kind of hot.
I thought you had a boyfriend.
I do, but he's at war and so are my hormones.
Management is a bitch.
Yeah, it's not the only one.
We should take a core temp.
I'm not sticking anything up this monkey's ass.
You know, if I had a nickel for everytime I said that.
What's the big hurry?
Zoey's here- she's in Exam Two.
[grins] She is?
Yes, she is. Oh! And I almost forgot. She's fourteen years old.
[pause, grins] Shut up.
She was born in 1990, Ray. [Ray's smile slips a notch]
What?
That's the decade immediately preceding the one we're in? [Ray's smile vanishes]
Are you for real?
Yes! And, in... prison math, I believe, fourteen equals five to ten? [Ray glances around worriedly]
Where is she?
Exam Two. And here's the kicker, Jerry Lee: your prepubescent penis-pal has chlamydia.
I had no idea she was that young!
Young? She's still teething. Although, I don't know, maybe you enjoy that.
She didn't say anything, how was I supposed to know?
Take her out for coffee, converse with her a bit, before you start boffing and handing out house keys!
I don't card my dates, okay?
Oh, well maybe it's time that you started.
1990?
It was a very good year for Chlamydia.
Why didn't you tell me?
I thought it was just a bladder infection from all the sex we were having.
No, God, not that. Why didn't you tell me how old you are?
Well, you never asked.
You said you were a student.
I am!
In what, 9th grade?
Eighth.
...
I didn't think you'd like me if you knew!
Well, you know, you're right! Because I also don't like courtrooms, and prisons, and men named Hank who make me their bitch!
I'm sorry.
Why? Because I talked myself into liking some groupie who turned out to be Hilary Duff with an STD?
I've got lawyers, lady.
Yeah? Well, I've got Jerry, so unless you want to be carried out of here like a dirty diaper, I suggest you sit down. [Jerry glances over and puts on a tough-guy face]
...Come on, Zoe. [they walk to the waiting room]
[to Sam']'...You know, I abhor violence.
Yeah, I know that- but he doesn't.
Is this a gang shooting?
Guy used his daughter as a human shield.
Oh, lovely.
Yeah.
Well, if it isn't the "Hatchet Lady." Which beloved employee are you axing today?
Stick a sock in it, Frank.
I'm sending Haleh her last check. You want to include a note?
Haleh was Eve's idea, Frank! I was just following orders.
That's what Himmler said.
This department needs a lot of work.
Yeah, it needs a kick in the ass.
...Mad about something?
[angrily]) What do you think?
Yes. But I didn't need to go to the debriefing-
Yeah, I don't care about that!
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about you and Clemente! And... whatever is going on between the two of you! If you want to get into a pissing match with him, that's fine, just leave me out of it!
He was wrong!
And that's the most important thing, isn't it? He was wrong, and you were right. [pause, tearfully] And while you were arguing about it, the little girl died. As if she hadn't suffered enough. [pause, Luka stares at her] God, she was ten years old, Luka! And he had her for months! And, I just... I just cant-stop-thinking about what she must have gone through, and how afraid she must have been... and I can't stop thinking about why we couldn't save her! I just...
[She breaks off. Luka watches for a moment, then approaches, takes Abby's face in his hands, and kisses her.]
Heard from Gallant?
Not yet. He got stuck.
He's still coming home, right?
Not at the moment.
Oh, that's cool. [Neela gives Ray a funny look, and he hastily retracts] I mean, too - too bad. But, uh... maybe I can come home now?
No.
No?!
It's actually quite nice without you. That smell hasn't been there since you've been gone.
But it's my place!
Got another run, Mayday.
You can come back on the following conditions: no more dirty dishes in the sink, and no more using the couch as your clothes hamper.
Didn't I let you move in? [Neela looks at him pointedly] Okay, fine. Done deal. I'm on graveyard, I'll be back in the morning.
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