BBernard
Hey, Luc, did you just get here?
Bernard, what are you doing?
Oh, some fire twirler burned his butt and the whole troupe's waiting for him. What is all this? You look like some geek pacing around.
BBernard
I am a geek pacing around. Taking Dr. Weaver's audio tour of the ER.
BBernard
Kind of short, red hair, uses a crutch.
[Lucy shrugs]
BBernard
So what do they just have you sitting here?
I don't know what I'm supposed to do. No one's told me anything.
[to Lucy] Now, don't let the residents abuse you. You're here to learn, not to be their indentured servant.
Yeah, he's one of the bosses. Well, he used to be the only boss, before Dr. Weaver butted in.
So, I haven't had much of a chance to work with you today. I trust everything is going well?
Yes. You know, pretty well for a first day.
In other words, it's been completely hateful, huh?
Did I say the wrong thing?
In general, it's probably not a good idea to show up the residents.
So, I should give the wrong answer?
Please don't call him Dr. Carter. We'll never be able to live with him.
You know, I think it's a wise move for you. Great research opportunities in EMS.
Well, I'm actually more interested in coordinating paramedic care.
And for once, you and I would not be in competition. Field work was never my forte.
You wouldn't want this job, Kerry. There's no money, no power, no glory.
Yeah, right. It doesn't fit into my Machiavellian scheme to rule the Emergency Department.
I couldn't do it, work with family.
Robert, you can't work with anyone.
OOlbes
Hold on. Are you telling me that the EMS Medical Director is a real person?
OOlbes
Huh. I thought it was just a name they stuck on the top of memos.
Hey, you guys just missed a good one. I sent a guy straight up to the OR. Perfed his intestine with a carrot.
How do you swallow a whole carrot?
[Carter and Carol look at her]
[embarrassed] Oh, I get it.
You need to make a decision, Kerry. Do you want to be a doctor or an administrator? I'm going to go examine a horse.
[after reading from Weaver's performance review of him] That's right, Kerry. I'm a psycho.
[Randi stares at Carter's beard]
You're starting to look kinda mythical.
[preparing a injection] Malik, could I ask you a question? Which do you think is the better vein?
That's the one. Big and straight.
Just slide it in, he can't feel anything.
All right. [she inserts the needle] It's going in. Got a flash. I'm advancing.
Sapphire pinkie ring? This man ain't got no class.
Hooked up the line. Got the tape. How come it's not running in?
It's infiltrated. You went all they way through the vein.
No, I was really careful.
Well, Lucy, you gotta be kind of Zen with it, okay? Now watch the master okay? It's not about seeing. It's not about feeling. It's about knowing.
I never know how to answer that question about my weaknesses.
Yeah. Well, I could've helped you out there.
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