Warren Cheswick quotes from Ed

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[When asked what his favorite thing is] Girls, ladies, women, any of those...

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[To Stella, who seems not to remember him] Warren...Cheswick...we almost did it that time... You offered to shine your love upon me...

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[Wishing he could win Stella's heart] God I wish I was a wunderkind! If I could get the arts and leisure section of the New York Times to label me a wunderkind.

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[To Stella] I'm a red blooded 18 year old American male. You can't just offer an American male a chance to fornicate and then just turn him down.

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[To Peter] Just out of curiosity, is it that you can't paint a painting that looks like anything or is it that you just don't want to?

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[to Mark, about his night with Stella] Last night, I, Warren P. Cheswick, became a man!

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[to Stella] Where do you want to live? When I graduate high school?

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[to Stella, as she breaks up with him] Panic is the enemy, Stella, panic is the enemy!

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[about his history with Carol] We just...POW...you know, it was just this intense attraction that wouldn't, nay couldn't, be denied.

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[on his poor SAT score] One stupid test and I'm road kill on the highway of natural selection.

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My loins must be teeming with life!

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[when Nancy asks he and Mark to do her a favor] You scratch our backs, we scratch yours. I don't have an itch just yet, but I'll let you know.

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[on Carol`s announcement that she`s been offered a writing job at Bridge & Tunnel] Way to work it, Miss Vessey!

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[about seeing Carol naked] Ed, you have to know it was completely unintentional. There was never any intention to lay a hand on your intended. I swear to God those weren't my intentions.

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[on dating Diane] It would never work. Diane is a cynic. Warren Cheswick is a dreamer.

Warren Cheswick is a jack ass.