[to Mike about his working while having the flu] I am not a veterinarian, Son. I do not have the wherewithal to treat all of these people when they come back in here with whatever strain of baboon flu you might have given them.?
“Best Wishes” · Season 4
In this episode: Warren Cheswick (2), Carol Vessey (2), Mark Vanacore (1), Dr. Jerome (1)
[to warren, after she catches him in the shower with Stella] If you tell anyone that you saw me naked, I swear to God I will kill you.?
I feel like I should be able to call you Carol now.
[on Stella`s assertion that Warren is an adult] Oh, please! Stella, look at him. He's raising his hand.
MMark
[on the consequences of Warren`s tryst in Ed and Carol`s guest room] The wax melted and the wings came off? You flew too close to the sun, Icarus. Now you?re paying for it.
[about seeing Carol naked] Ed, you have to know it was completely unintentional. There was never any intention to lay a hand on your intended. I swear to God those weren't my intentions.
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