[about talking to Ed about Carol] I thought he was being an idiot, but of course, I couldn't come right out and say that..actually, I could come right out and say that.
“New Car Smell” · Season 4
In this episode: Dr. Mike Burton (2), Warren Cheswick (1), Ed Stevens (1), Carol Vessey (1)
[to Carol, as she is moving in] Welcome to my humble abode... or as the plains Indians would say, my humble adobe.
[about his history with Carol] We just...POW...you know, it was just this intense attraction that wouldn't, nay couldn't, be denied.
[to Ed] I recognize the full irony in what I'm about to say, but do you think there's any way I can interest you in screwing the top back on the toothpaste?
[when Nancy gets upset that he brings home low fat instead of skim] Look at the 98 percent of the milk I got right.
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