[To Stella, who seems not to remember him] Warren...Cheswick...we almost did it that time... You offered to shine your love upon me...
“Blips” · Season 3
In this episode: Warren Cheswick (4), Shirley Pifko (1)
[Wishing he could win Stella's heart] God I wish I was a wunderkind! If I could get the arts and leisure section of the New York Times to label me a wunderkind.
[To Stella] I'm a red blooded 18 year old American male. You can't just offer an American male a chance to fornicate and then just turn him down.
[To Peter] Just out of curiosity, is it that you can't paint a painting that looks like anything or is it that you just don't want to?
[About Eli's refusal to eat duck eggs because they come out of a duck's ass] Eggs don't come from the ass, per se.
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