A guy doesn't want to be a 10. A guy wants to be a solid 7. Anything above that starts to ask more questions than it answers.
“Lloyd” · Season 2
In this episode: Warren Cheswick (2), Lloyd Stevens (2), Dr. Mike Burton (1), Mark Vanacore (1)
[on Nancy's internet chatting addiction] Pass me the yellow pages, would you, hon? I want to start looking for one of those cult deprogrammers.
[on dating Diane] It would never work. Diane is a cynic. Warren Cheswick is a dreamer.
MMark
Warren Cheswick is a jack ass.
[to Ed] Will you relax? You've got the constitution of a titmouse.
[on why he didn't attend a party] I decided to go down to the Home Depot and buy a whole crapload of lumber. I like to build big things.
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