[Louie and the Three Caballeros meet in the triplets' bedroom]
The fastest way to fame is Emma Glamour's IT List! [shows them the website on his laptop]
TCThree Caballeros
[amazed] Ooh!
[popping out from under the middle bunk] I know everything about the IT List. Whatever Emma Glamour posts on her annual online list becomes instantly popular. How do you think I found my favorite band? And my signature hairstyle? If I'm following the trends right, I think next year's big thing is gonna be sick yo-yo tricks. [tries to perform one but his yo-yo wraps around his body and hits him] Ow. I'll get it by the time the IT List comes out.
We must get on this blog!
DonaldBut how?!
Why will no one tell us?!
Okay. Okay, just… Look, Glamour is a famous tastemaker who only emerges once a year to post her IT List at…
[interrupting] An exclusive party at the Duckburg Museum. A night of famous people celebrating how great they are. These are my people. [gets into Louie's face] We're going?!
I get you into that party…
We get on the IT list before it's posted online…
Donald
We'll be famous around the planet!
Internet fame, the most important fame of all.
Donald
I don't know. How do we get in?
Why is Falcon Graves working security here? He's gonna recognize me and know we're not invited to the party.
Maybe he'll won't remember you.
The last time I saw him, I cost a millions of dollars and threw him off a building.
Donald
Ooh.
Hey, that does make this harder. New plan. Dewey's not going to the party!
Uh, what?! You need me in there. This is the Dewey-est party in town! Ohh! Why was I cursed to be so flashy and unforgettable?!
[The Phantom Blot siphons the magic out of Magica's amulet as Lena struggles to keep it away from him. Lena blasts a root on the ground which throws the Blot off balance and sends the amulet into the sky. The amulet careens towards a despondent Gladstone.]
[Gladstone looks up and sees the amulet falling his way.]
[Gladstone positions himself in the amulet's path]
[To himself] You can do this, Gladstone. Succeed on your own merits!
[The amulet slams into Gladstone's head but he DOES catch it.]
[Lena breathes a sigh of relief.]
Better luck next time, Blotty! HAA!
[Gladstone attempts to blast Phantom Blot with the amulet's magic, but he is holding it backwards and blasts himself instead. His body is awash in a purple glow. When it fades, Gladstone has been transformed into the unluckiest being in existence: Donald Duck. He sees his reflection in the swamp waters and gasps in horror.]
GDGladstone/Donald
Nohoho!
[Gladstone/Donald throws off his sailor hat and drops the amulet, then proceeds to run off in a panic.]
GDGladstone/Donald
[In utter terror] NOOOHOnoonoo! ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!
[Gladstone/Donald trips on an uprooted root, slides into a log, gets lodged in, and when a large tree branch falls on the other end of the log, he is sent flipping into the swamp waters and floats away, tail-feathers in the air.]
Young Donald
Oh, boy! Jackpot! Wait, it's just an old dime. Oh, new pick.
[takes back the dime and reads a letter from his sister, Hortense] "Dear Scrooge, I am sending your angel niece and nephew, Della and Donald, to stay with you while their father is in the hospital. A giant firecracker exploded under his chair. The little darlings are so playful. I hope you enjoy them. Your sister, Hortense." [crumples up the letter and throws it in the trash can Duckworth's holding] I am a multi-billionaire businessman, not a babysitter. I do not have time for this!
Young Donald
Same old grouchy uncle. Today's gonna be a total bummer.
No way! Uncle Scrooge toppled the Colossus of the Nile. He discovered the Treasure of the Ten Avatars. So what crazy fun adventure do we have on deck for today?
I'm looking at a big room of gold that says different.
My expeditions were grueling, treacherous, and only served to build my company and my fortune. Nothing fun about them. These days, I've left all that behind to focus on a new kind of conquest… Corporate conquest.
Oh, what a rush. We got them!
Why did we reveal ourselves?! We could have landed the plane safely, captured them. I--
Embrace your wild side, Bradford. We're supervillains.
No, we are not. Your showboating is going to cost us the papyrus.
Please, there is no way that Scrooge and his brats are going to survive the… [the plane flys and lands past them]
YDYoung Della and Donald
We're alive! Yay!
DDaisy
Ah, looks like I win.
Well, dag! Guess you hit the jackpot, too, Don.
Donald, allow me to bequeath you a bon voyage gift. May it help you pick up tiny items on your journey.
DDaisy
Oh, he must be confused.
Donald
[covers Fethry's mouth; sweating nervously] Crazy Cousin Fethry.
Oh, so you're not leaving with your lady love to sail the ocean blue? And it won't just be the two of you on the houseboat, far away from your family which I'm not supposed to tell Dell--
Uh, what? You're leaving?
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