Scrooge McDuck quotes from DuckTales (2017)

Scrooge

You could have freed me, but even after all that you still abandoned me and left me for dead.

Goldie

You were supposed to follow me! That was our whole thing.

Scrooge

I was frozen in a giant glacier!

Goldie

You're Scrooge McDuck!

Scrooge

Wh-wh- That can't be your reason for everything!

Goldie

Scroogey, it's the only reason that matters.

Scrooge

You loved gold more than you loved me.

Goldie

And that's why you loved me.

Scrooge

Great sacks of delirium!

Webby

Maybe Donald tried to make an omelet again?

Scrooge

Impossible. He still hasn't figured out how to get out of the pantry.

Scrooge

[to the boys as they watch television] I'm off for a little trip. Uncle Donald's in the pantry if you need anything. If I don't come back, it's been a pleasure knowing you all.

[uninterested] Yeah, yeah. Uh-huh. Sure.

Louie

Shhhhhh...

Launchpad

We'll be arriving in a couple hours, Mr. McDee.

Scrooge

Remember, this trip needs to remain a secret, Launchpad. No one should know where we're going.

Launchpad

Way ahead of you. [puts a blindfold on]

Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, let's start our bidding with the last page from the Great Book, a priceless artifact for medeival enthusiasts.

So, what's on it exactly?

Scrooge

Alchemy. Formulas for potions and elixirs. Legend has it that the high priests of Castle Dunwyn were mentored by mystical creatures from the nearby glen, creatures of untold powers.

Untold powers?

Scrooge

Yes, if you believe that sort of thing. FOWL seems to.

How do you know so much about all this?

Scrooge

Untold chaos, dark artifacts, a man has his hobbies.

Scrooge

What is it now?

Webby

Should we have a battle cry to strike fear in our enemies?

Scrooge

What do you have in mind?

Webby

[to the cave] Get ready to lose bad, baddies!

Scrooge

... Eh, what she said.

Black Heron

Good afternoon, world leaders. This is Black Heron of FOWL. Regrets if you haven't heard of me, but I've gotten very well acquainted with your Agent 22. After meticulous-

My back molar is rigged with a distress signal. SHUSH will be coming for me, and you, Heron.

Black Heron

Excuse me?! I'm in the middle of filming my declaration of harmful intent. Where was I? [pulls out index cards] Oh yes! After meticulous, frankly ingenious planning, I have obtained history's greatest biological weapon. With the completed formula, I will breed an army of super-soldiers that will bounce to the highest peaks of corruption!

Scrooge

[enters the frame, laughing] Did you just say "bounce"?

Black Heron

Who is this? Is he with you?

Unfortunately.

Scrooge

You're making a bounce serum? The untold powers of the ancient creatures is bouncing?

Black Heron

Yes! There'll be bouncing here and there and everywhere! Mass destruction that's beyond compare! [Scrooge laughs] Stop laughing! I have wasted an entire reel of film, and you're not even entirely in frame!

Webby

I can't believe I'm now part of an actual McDuck-Agent 22 adventure! Thank you, Mr. McDuck!

Scrooge

Call me Uncle Scrooge.

Webby

[hugs Scrooge] I'm Webby.

Fenton

[waking up in the hospital] M'ma?

Pollito!

Fenton

I think I was fired. I was definitely fired.

Just rest right now. Someone sprung for the VIP hospital suite.

Scrooge

[offscreen] Need a word with you.

Fenton

Mr. McDuck?

Scrooge McDuck?! Ooh! I'll leave you two alone. [quietly to Fenton] See if you can get money out of it. He's loaded.

Scrooge

Looking good, lad. You work for me now. I just need a name to write on the paychecks.

Fenton

Call me... Gizmoduck!

Scrooge

I'm telling you, something is off in the mansion.

Mrs. Beakley

Mr. McDuck, I assure you, nothing strange is going on here.

Scrooge

Then how do you explain this? [pulls out his Number One Dime, showing the cord slightly cut] My Number One Dime has been tampered with.

Mrs. Beakley

But the filament is made from un-cuttable enchanted quadriamond. Anything that could cut it would-

Scrooge

Would have to be supernatural. Hmm. There's something afoot in this house, and I'm gonna find out what.

Scrooge

[seeing Lena and Webby in the Other Bin] What the blazes are you two doing in here?!

Webby

[realizing Scrooge kept his Dime in the first vault] Oh, of course! The Number One Dime was in the number one chamber. Duh!

Scrooge

No one thinks to check the first one. But you shouldn't be checking at all! The Other Bin is far too dangerous.

Lena

It's on me. We wanted to see your dime, and we overheard you were keeping it in here, and...

Webby

Sorry, Uncle Scrooge.

Scrooge

You should know by now that if you want to know something, all you have to do is ask. Be straight with me, lassie. What if you were lost, or hurt, or eaten by the dragon?

Webby

[hugs Scrooge] Aw man, there's a dragon in here?

Scrooge

We all know that's Don Karnage, right?

Launchpad

He seems to know a lot about plants.

Huey

You know, he might be able to help us find that pirate ship faster.

Don Karnage

Yes! I will lead you to the ship so I can kill... -ect that flower? Oh look! Leaves! [grabs some leaves on the ground, and the Caterpillar fake moustache crawls onto them]

Scrooge

Just get on the plane, and don't steal anything this time.

Scrooge

Brace yourselves, kids. Primordial menace lurks here. The most treacherous terror I've ever faced.

Fergus McDuck

Oi! Jettison that jalopy from my driveway this instant, you deadbeat!

Scrooge

Daddy. Mummy.

Huey

Your parents are alive?!

Louie

I can't believe you're still alive.

Fergus

He put a curse on us.

Scrooge

That is not fair! I very kindly rebuilt our ancestral castle for them. And I may have used some discount mystical Druid stones that accidentally granted them immortality. I didn't know it would buy me an eternity's worth of criticism!

Fergus

So, he admits he wants to be rid of us!

Scrooge

Uch! Would you rather I'd let you pass, or made you immortal?

Fergus

Neither is satisfactory. A thoughtful son would know that.