Goldie O'Gilt quotes from DuckTales (2017)

Scrooge

You're looking younger than the last time I saw you.

Goldie O'Gilt

Found a fountain of youth in Wronguay. You?

Scrooge

Stuck in a timeless demon dimension.

Goldie

Which one? Pandemonium or Demogorgona?

Scrooge

Demogorgona. Went to stop an uprising.

Goldie

Get out! I caused that uprising! Nabbed the Eye of Demogorgon. Makes you impervious to burns. I must have just missed you.

Goldie

Fine. We team up. With our two halves of the map, we can finally find the Golden Lagoon.

Scrooge

And why should I trust you?

Goldie

Because it's gold, because it's a treasure you never found, and because you're Scrooge McDuck.

You think you know me so well.

[entering the room] Date! Date! Date!

It's not a date!

Goldie

Looks like it's only big enough for one. I'll go down first, and send it back up to you.

Scrooge

So you can get the jump on me?

Goldie

Fine, you go down first.

Scrooge

Oh, so you can cut the rope?

Scrooge

You could have freed me, but even after all that you still abandoned me and left me for dead.

Goldie

You were supposed to follow me! That was our whole thing.

Scrooge

I was frozen in a giant glacier!

Goldie

You're Scrooge McDuck!

Scrooge

Wh-wh- That can't be your reason for everything!

Goldie

Scroogey, it's the only reason that matters.

Scrooge

You loved gold more than you loved me.

Goldie

And that's why you loved me.

Louie

Nope, gross. Old people romance, bleh.

Scrooge

We weren't old back then.

Louie

It's impossible to picture you young.

Scrooge

Goldie was and remains a pain in my pen feathers. No romance there.

Louie

So there's no getting mushy, no kissing, no hand holding?

Scrooge

Well… [cut back to the past, where Scrooge and Goldie are wrestling each other holding hands] You coffee-boiling bunkle artist!

Goldie

You hard-cased old croaker!

Oh, good! You two know each other! I want to remind y'all once more that the town hall meeting is tomorrow. Um, farewell?

Scrooge

You're encroaching on my pay dirt!

Goldie

How do you know I didn't find the claim first and you're stealing from me?!

Scrooge

Is that true?!

Goldie

No. I followed you here to steal your gold. But the fact that you didn't think the opposite is hurtful, Scroogie.

Scrooge

Gah! Take a right, Goldie! I've had enough of your babbling bazo.

Louie

Whoa. Can we cut back on the old prospector slang a bit?

Scrooge

Get lost, dude! You're killing my vibe, man!

Louie

[voice-over] Nope, uh-uh. That's worse. Just go on.

Goldie

I'm not going anywhere, ya tightwad!

Scrooge

Then you'll have to race me to the motherlode, 'cause I'm working day and night until I find that gold! [Goldie throws a pickax, which hits his foot] Gah, OW!

Goldie

You'll need that, hon, 'cause I just bought out all the town's dynamite.

Rockerduck

You need a name. The Gilded Gift? The Thank You Kindly? [gasps] The Big Rock of Gold? No, the Rockerduck Nugget. I mean, why overthink it?

Scrooge

That's the McDuck Nugget! What's the meaning of this thievery?!

Goldie

Don't mind this rube. So! [seizes Rockerduck] What the meaning of this pilfering!?

Rockerduck

Thievery? Pilfering? Oh, no, I'm putting the humble boomtown of… What is it? Gut punch?

Gumption!

Rockerduck

Ah, Gumption, on the map. Make it one of the shining mega-cities of the American West! I've invested heavily in this charming burb with its sand and tumble weeds and weathered sun-burnt faces. And all I asked for in return is the right to drill a tiny hole in the center of town.

Scrooge

But I staked a claim on this plot months ago!

Rockerduck

Yes, but if I own the town, I own everything in it and under it.

Goldie

Do you know who you're messing with? That's the Buckaroo of the Badlands, the Maverick of the Montana Cattle Wars, the legendary Scrooge McDuck! You cross him and get ready for a cross hook across your jaw! Ain't that right?

Scrooge

[stepping in front of her] I'll make the declarations from here. [to Rockerduck] Get you're plundering paws off my caches.

Goldie

You going to take that guff from this foolish, mangy, flea-bitten peasant? Put his filthy mitts all over your finely pressed suit?

Rockerduck

[laughs] That would cost you, small-timer. I studied Queensbury rules. Put up your dukes. Jab, jab. Uppercut. Cross. I'll butter your bean.

Scrooge

Bless me bagpipes!

Goldie

Great gobs of goblin spit!

You're young! [laughing]

Scrooge

The stream must be fed by the Fountain of Youth! If we follow it, we'll find its source! Do you know what this means?

Goldie

Yep! Beating you will be so much easier now! Ha!