What's going on out here?
YamchaWe have company.
Hmm...I have no time for intruders, so I suggest you leave. And I suggest you do it now.
Ooh, what a strange fellow. Hey, oddball! How would you like to come and play with us?
Heh heh heh heh heh. With your limited powers, I don't think it would be a very fair fight.
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Oh, you're making a joke, huh?
Well then, why don't you try me and figure it out for yourself!
It finally happened. Goku defeated Frieza! Goku has defeated Frieza! Woohoo! Frieza's been defeated! Goku has defeated Frieza! Ha ha! Woohoohoohoo! Yeah! Ha ha!
So, he really pulled it off.
You think the old kook is tellin' the truth?
Yeah, I second that, Chiaotzu.
Yamcha
I knew he'd win.
Way to go, boys! Your training paid off handsomely. You even surprised me with some of your techniques. When I invited the Ginyu Force here, I never thought you'd beat them.
Yamcha
You invited those guys?
Uh...what I meant to say was that the Ginyu Force showing up here was as much of a surprise for me too...I mean it's not like I brought them here to help train you or anything...what a silly thought. So why don't we just forget about them, shall we? Good job, men! Good job! Woohoo! You know, I'll bet you three are glad I didn't invite Frieza himself here, aren't you? Get it? It's a joke.
It looks like Frieza won this one my friends. Goku had Frieza against the ropes. With his new power, Goku had Frieza totally outclassed in strength and speed.
Yamcha
Then how? What went wrong?
No. I wish that were possible Chiaotzu. Frieza got desperate. He was losing the battle, so he used his trump card. He couldn't beat Goku, so he destroyed Namek.
Yamcha
Destroyed Namek? But then, that means...
That means that there was no longer any atmosphere or air for them to breathe. I'm afraid it's all over.
Yamcha
[speaking telepathically to Bulma] Bulma! Can you hear me?
Huh? Who said that? I must be losing my mind!
Yamcha
Bulma, you're not losing your mind. It's me, Yamcha.
Huh? Yamcha? Where? I don't see you.
I can hear you though. Did somebody shrink you or something?
Yamcha
No, nobody shrunk me. I'm full size. Look, Bulma. I'm communicating with you telepathically. King Kai arranged it. I'm relaying a message for him.
Bulma? Yamcha's talking to you? It's King Kai, he must have a message.
Hey, that's what he said. Man, that's wild. Telepathy, huh? So, it's true then. It is Yamcha. Hiya Yamcha! What's up?
Yamcha
Not a lotta! Just hangin' out with the other dead guys. You know how it is. But hey, I have to hurry, because uh...I'm sorta calling long distance. It's about Goku, Bulma. The fight on Namek is over.
Yamcha
Goku did. He beat Frieza. But uh...
Goku won! Alright! That's our Goku! Hey guys! Goku won!
Wow! Dad really won! Yay! Woo! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!
[to himself] Goku, you did it my friend.
[dancing around with Dende] Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!
[to himself] He did it. Unbelievable.
Yamcha
Bulma, please listen. That's not the end of the story. There's more. After Goku defeated Frieza, he tried to use Frieza's space ship to high-tail it outta there, but the darned thing bugged out on 'im. He was stuck, with no way out! When Namek exploded, Goku went with it! He's gone.
Hold on guys! There's more! Goku didn't make it off planet Namek before it exploded. He's dead.
Yamcha
Huh!?
Yamcha
Bulma!? What are you doing? Are you nuts? You're not givin' a weather report or announcing the score of a football game. The kid's dad just died. I could've done a better job than that.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Duh. Now listen up, peabrain. I'm the one with the real inside scoop, not you. What would you say if I told you that with the dragonballs from Namek, you can wish people back to life more than just one time? That means we can wish everybody back. Goku, Krillin, and Chiaotzu can all be wished back. You're all coming home. How do you like them apples? And it's not gonna take that long either. So just chill. You dork, I was always the brains of the outfit when we were together and you were always the brawn.
Yamcha
Oh man. Same old Bulma.
Using the Namek's dragonballs is a great idea. But I'm afraid it won't help Goku and Krillin!
Yamcha
Huh?
Well, when the dragon restores someone's life, he brings them back to the place where they died. But Goku and Krillin died on Namek.
Yamcha
Oh, I get it now. Namek isn't there.
Yes. You hit the nail on the head. Namek's gone. What a shame. It was a great idea.
But can we try it anyway?
Of course you can. But I already know what would happen. Trust me. It's not something you'd wanna do to your friends. They would materialize in space, right where Namek used to be. And die a lonely death in the middle of nowhere.
What a day. This is great, all of us here together.
Yamcha
Really. Hey, speaking of together, are you guys officially dating?
[shy] Well...sort of. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend.
Huh? Oh, so we're still free to date other people? Well then. [to Yamcha] What do you say we go out?
Yamcha
Yeah...uh...sure. Why not? [Bulma pulls Yamcha's ear]
Yamcha
Come on Bulma. We were joking. Right, tell her Maron.
Enough kidding around. Maron, you haven't said much about Krillin. What makes him so special to you?
Gosh. That's a good one. [pause] Uh...well...he's bald!
I had a weird dream last night that Vegeta came back.
Yamcha
What? Vegeta? You dreamt about him?
You know, actually, he was pretty nice to me in the dream. And a good kisser to boot.
Yamcha
What? You kissed him?
It was just a dream Yamcha!
You poor sap. You're jealous, aren't you? Admit it.
[Bulma and Puar land] Yamcha!
Yamcha
What in the world are you two doing here?
We came to see Frieza. I missed him on Namek, and I am not going to let that happen again.
Yamcha
Are you crazy? Do you realize what he'll do to you when he finds you here?
Yes, of course I do. He'll come down and blow up the planet, but I wanna see him before he does it. What's so wrong with that? Besides, I hear he's kinda cute.
It's amazing how every time you open your mouth, you prove you're an idiot.
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