Recoome quotes from Dragon Ball Z

[after piledriving Vegeta, he pulls him out of the ground] Hey now, what do we have here? Ha, looks like a vegetable ready to be picked.

[after knocking Krillin away] I don't believe it! My wind-up pose must be off or something. That kick should've sent his bald head skidding at least twice as far.

It's showdown time little kiddy, but in this picture, you're the one that's gonna be pushin' up daisies!

Ah, don't sweat it kid. I don't mind gettin' my hands dirty. Ha ha ha ha. Not when there's killing involved.

Well...who's the big man huh? Really kid, I've fought some stubborn characters in my day, but you...you take the cake. Heh heh, heh heh. Now! Let Recoome show you your doom!

[to Goku] Hey! Who the hell do you think you are!? You can't just barge in here!

[to Goku] My name is Recoome, it rhymes with doom, and you'll be hurting all too soon. I really am a man of many many talents.

At ease men. I have an important errand for you.

Captain Ginyu

Thank you Lord Frieza. Glad to be of service. So lets get down to business. What is our mission?

It's quite simple Captain Ginyu. Your mission is to recover my dragonballs and bring me Vegeta!

Captain Ginyu

Vegeta?

Hah. Stupid Saiyan.

I always thought he was too cocky for his own good. Looks like that ego of his finally got him into trouble.

So you've finally shown your true colors Vegeta.

Yo! Earth to Guldo, what's wrong, have you got something in one of your eyes there?

I see revenge.

Oh you think you are pretty tough, don't you. Well this time you don't have Frieza to save your scrummy carcass. Oh how I've waited for this.

Hey I think you are forgetting something here. Frieza wants him brought back alive.

Yeah! I get Vegeta!

Oh you always win.

Captain Ginyu

Now don't be a sore loser Guldo.

Yeah Guldo if you're lucky I'll let you finish him off.

Hey Guldo why don't you take the midgets, they're in the way.

What am I, the janitor?

If I were a betting man, I'd say Guldo's gonna lose.

Jeice

Teh. Obvious. Thanks for pointing' out the obvious Burter.

Hah! Guldo will kill them in under a minute. One chocolate nut bar says he does.

Hah! You're on.

Jeice

That's insane. The crazy bastard actually killed Guldo!

Heh. We're in trouble.

Uh...I know. With Guldo gone our whole routine is ruined! We're gonna have to come up with a new one.

Vegeta

[after unleashing a barrage of attacks against Recoome] See you in hell Recoome!

Krillin

He...he did it. Incredible. That big oaf never even saw it coming. I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but...I'm sure glad Vegeta's on our side.

Jeice

Uh...huh?

Grrr...Uh...man that was close...

Vegeta

Huh?

Uh...no...I...I...I can still feel his power level. He's...he's still there. Uh...

Krillin

There's no way. He couldn't be.

Ha ha ha. Hi! [effeminate way]

Vegeta

Grr...

Krillin

Uh...eh..ah... [fear stricken]

This is crazy! He's not even breathing hard! What the heck are we gonna do!?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Nice try...but now it's my turn.

Jeice

Oh, this is just great! You know how long it's gonna take ta wash all this dust outta my hair.

Complain all you want. At least you've got hair.