Burter quotes from Dragon Ball Z

At ease men. I have an important errand for you.

Captain Ginyu

Thank you Lord Frieza. Glad to be of service. So lets get down to business. What is our mission?

It's quite simple Captain Ginyu. Your mission is to recover my dragonballs and bring me Vegeta!

Captain Ginyu

Vegeta?

Hah. Stupid Saiyan.

I always thought he was too cocky for his own good. Looks like that ego of his finally got him into trouble.

So you've finally shown your true colors Vegeta.

If I were a betting man, I'd say Guldo's gonna lose.

Jeice

Teh. Obvious. Thanks for pointing' out the obvious Burter.

Hah! Guldo will kill them in under a minute. One chocolate nut bar says he does.

Hah! You're on.

Jeice

That's insane. The crazy bastard actually killed Guldo!

Heh. We're in trouble.

Uh...I know. With Guldo gone our whole routine is ruined! We're gonna have to come up with a new one.

Vegeta

[after unleashing a barrage of attacks against Recoome] See you in hell Recoome!

Krillin

He...he did it. Incredible. That big oaf never even saw it coming. I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but...I'm sure glad Vegeta's on our side.

Jeice

Uh...huh?

Grrr...Uh...man that was close...

Vegeta

Huh?

Uh...no...I...I...I can still feel his power level. He's...he's still there. Uh...

Krillin

There's no way. He couldn't be.

Ha ha ha. Hi! [effeminate way]

Vegeta

Grr...

Krillin

Uh...eh..ah... [fear stricken]

This is crazy! He's not even breathing hard! What the heck are we gonna do!?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Nice try...but now it's my turn.

Jeice

Oh, this is just great! You know how long it's gonna take ta wash all this dust outta my hair.

Complain all you want. At least you've got hair.

[to Krillin, after having all his teeth knocked out by Krillin's surprise attack from behind] I would be pissed, but, lucky for you, I know a good dentist.

Krillin

Uh...uh... [afraid]

Hey, Jeice, Burter, how about you guys let me kill this one too? What do you say...yeah, no?

Jeice

[to Burter] Well, I guess you owe 'im one.

[to Recoome] Alright. You've got yourself a deal. He's yours. But as soon as we get back home, you're treating us to lunch for a week.

Yeah, yeah. [to Krillin] You just cost me big, now I'm pissed.

Jeice

Well, that's the end o' that. I don't think that kid's gettin' up this time.

How could he? Recoome just snapped his neck.

Jeice

This guy's pretty good Burter. It's quite an entrance he made. He's really fast, maybe even faster than you.

Yeah, right. Give me a break. [checks his scouter] See, low fighting power. He's all show. You're too easily impressed Jeice.

Jeice

Oy, did you hear that Burter? This guy gets in one lucky punch and he thinks he can take on the Ginyu Force.

Yeah, Jeice. I think he must've hit himself in the head pretty hard when he landed here. He got Recoome by surprise, that's all. It doesn't make him tough, just lucky, right?

Jeice

Right. I'm surprised he got a punch in at all. This guy's power level is way too pathetic to be a challenge.

Jeice

Now say hello to the Ginyu Force! Jeice!

I am your worst nightmare! Prepare yourself for...Burter!

You wanna dance, or fight?

[speaking through scouter] Jeice. Come in. Jeice. Do you hear me?

Jeice

[speaking through scouter] Yeah, Burter. I copy you.

I've got a new plan. Use the fire Crusher Ball, right, when you fire it, I'm sure he'll jump out of the way to evade it.

Jeice

That's your plan?

I wasn't through. When he jumps, I'll sneak in and crush him from behind. He might be fast, but I'm the fastest warrior in the universe.

Jeice

Got ya mate. This is what you get for messin' with the Ginyu! Hiya! Crusher Ball!

Dodge you punk! Jump now, what are you doing? [Goku smacks the Crusher Ball into another direction]

Jeice

He deflected it!

Damn you! Uh...oh...huh...

Jeice

Uh...huh...

Hey, where did he go? Huh...

Jeice

Look out behind you!

Huh!

Jeice

Huh! Huh....

Huh...huh...uh...huh...be merciful...

Hi.

How did you get behind me? No one's that fast! Grrr...

Well, apparently...I am.

Grrr...

Who are you?

My name is Goku and I'm a Saiyan, from Earth.

Grrr...liar! I've defeated hundreds of Saiyans and none of them were faster than me!

It must be my diet. I eat really wholesome foods.

Your diet? Your diet huh? Well, I'm about to make my fist part of your diet! Oh, I see, playing it cool, are ya!? Well, you'll die even faster!

[about posing] We stink without our leader.

Not to mention we're out of practice.

Lets give 'em some Ginyu spirit.

Yeah, that's what we need! Ginyu spirit!

Jeice

Then, lets do it again! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Again! Again!

Yamcha

Who are they? They're wacko!

Jeice

Well, I can see that they're impressed. I've gotta admit, our fighting poses are awesome, no matter how many times we do them.

Oh, by the looks of it, this place seems to be a real nice planet. I think we should make it our new fighting headquarters.

Now that sounds like a plan!

Jeice

And using our superior strength, we, the Ginyu Force, will conquer this planet!

Yamcha

Tien, these guys are idiots.

Tien

You can say that again. And if I'm not mistaken, wasn't it the Ginyu Force that took on Vegeta and got beat?

Ah...I think you're right. Oh!

So, you're friends with Vegeta, huh? That makes things a little clearer. We're the Ginyu Force, the most elite fighting force in the universe. Your friend Vegeta was an insignificant worm compared to us.

That's right. We woulda beaten that monkey with one blow except we ran into a little bit of bad luck.

Yeah, but that's all ancient history. Besides, we're here now and we like this place. And we're going ta make it our home.

So why don't you make like a hair and split!

Yamcha

Hey! Who do you think you are? It's you who's going to leave!

Yeah! Get lost!

Heh heh heh heh heh. Please. Don't make me laugh. Aha ha ha.

Jeice

If they wanna fight, bring it on, 'cause I believe we all could use the exercise.

Oh...wait a second. Remember what our fearless leader said? When on a new planet, make sure that you test your powers first, because the climate might affect your ability to fight.

Jeice

Hmm...you got a point there, Recoome. Alright.

[after Guldo uses his telepathic power to smash a tree into King Kai's house] Nicely done.

Jeice

On a scale of one to ten, definitely eleven.

Heh heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh ha ha.

Wow, that was excellent, Guldo. Watch me! Recoome breath blaster time! [Recoome does a mouth blast]