Maron quotes from Dragon Ball Z

What a day. This is great, all of us here together.

Yamcha

Really. Hey, speaking of together, are you guys officially dating?

Krillin

[shy] Well...sort of. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend.

Huh? Oh, so we're still free to date other people? Well then. [to Yamcha] What do you say we go out?

Yamcha

Yeah...uh...sure. Why not? [Bulma pulls Yamcha's ear]

Say what?

My goodness.

Yamcha

Come on Bulma. We were joking. Right, tell her Maron.

No, I'm serious.

Krillin

Oh no.

Enough kidding around. Maron, you haven't said much about Krillin. What makes him so special to you?

Gosh. That's a good one. [pause] Uh...well...he's bald!

Come on. Loosen up.

Huh!? Who are you!?

A friend. I was invited here, but I don't think you were.

Grr...alright you! You'd better stay out of this!

Heh heh. You're just a jealous old lady. You should go home. Your grandson's obviously not here right now. But I can see why he needed to get away.

[enraged] Why you! [charging up] That does it! I hope you like black and blue 'cause you're gonna be wearing it for a while.

Krillin

Babe, you've gotta be more careful.

Who? Me?

Krillin

Yeah you. That's not an ordinary lady you're lookin' at there. Chi-Chi's one o' the strongest women on the planet. Even Goku's afraid of her.

You've mentioned him before. Who is he?

Krillin

He's my friend. The one from outer space...remember? I told you about ten times.

Hey, Yajirobe and the talking cat!

Hey hey hey! The cat has a name you know! And it wouldn't hurt for you to show a little respect!

Whatever. If it makes you happy.

We were talkin' the talk, now we have to walk the walk.

Yeah, and like they say, the way to a woman's heart is through her stomach.

What? Oh. I guess that pretty much explains your strike-out record with the women.

You know, I think Marron has taken a shine to me.

Ah, but once she tastes my coconut shrimp casserole, she'll be all over me.

In your dreams, catnip breath.

[from afar] Oh boys, can you please hurry. I'm simply starving.

C-coming my precious.

Poor cat's headed straight for heartbreak city.

[after waking up and smacking Yajirobe] How dare you!? You tried to bite me!

I didn't bite you! You rolled over and stuck your foot in my mouth!

Whatever.

Huh?

I guess you're not used to having someone else's foot in your mouth huh?

Aha ha ha! You middle-aged ladies crack me up!

What? Middle-

Aged ladies?

[same time as Chi-Chi] Well, she's a lot older than I am, I'm not middle-aged, she is!

[same time as Bulma] Well, she's a lot older than I am, I'm not middle-aged, she is!

You have some nerve!

You're older than me and you know it!

But I've always been the prettiest one, and you know that!

You think skimpy clothes make you prettier! Well, think again you bimbo! Grrr...

Grrr...

Where's Krillin?

Oh, uh...he left a while ago. They're off trying to save the world from...annihilation again. You know how it is.

Oolong

Maron, he's not lost! Krillin's off fighting some androids made by the leader of the old Red Ribbon army.

What? Red ribbon? Oh, my goodness. Krillin, you sensed I was coming so you went out to get a red ribbon for me.

[to Maron] We're usually right there with those guys. Darn shame. We feel left out.

But I want my Krillin now!

Okay, okay! He'll be back soon, I promise! It won't be long now! But allow me to keep you company in the meantime.

Will you tell me the story about the red ribbons again?

Well, that's not exactly what I had in mind...