Puar quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Aren't you nervous about winning the game?

Yamcha

What's there to be nervous about? This is too easy. Seems like every time I step up to the play, I hit a home run.

Yeah, but that's a good thing, isn't it?

Yamcha

I'm a fighter Puar, I'm not a...ball player.

Don't talk like that! Fighting doesn't pay the rent Yamcha! You have to make money somehow.

What a day. This is great, all of us here together.

Yamcha

Really. Hey, speaking of together, are you guys officially dating?

Krillin

[shy] Well...sort of. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend.

Huh? Oh, so we're still free to date other people? Well then. [to Yamcha] What do you say we go out?

Yamcha

Yeah...uh...sure. Why not? [Bulma pulls Yamcha's ear]

Say what?

My goodness.

Yamcha

Come on Bulma. We were joking. Right, tell her Maron.

No, I'm serious.

Krillin

Oh no.

Enough kidding around. Maron, you haven't said much about Krillin. What makes him so special to you?

Gosh. That's a good one. [pause] Uh...well...he's bald!

[Bulma and Puar land] Yamcha!

Yamcha

What in the world are you two doing here?

We came to see Frieza. I missed him on Namek, and I am not going to let that happen again.

Yamcha

Are you crazy? Do you realize what he'll do to you when he finds you here?

Yes, of course I do. He'll come down and blow up the planet, but I wanna see him before he does it. What's so wrong with that? Besides, I hear he's kinda cute.

Vegeta

It's amazing how every time you open your mouth, you prove you're an idiot.

Can anyone he wants enter the competition?

Trunks

He'll take on anyone who challenges him. And he expects to have a battle with each of us...one by one.

Of course. You know what he's trying to do. I do. His plan is to eliminate the competition once and for all.

Yamcha

Well, I kind o' like the idea of another martial arts tournament. I mean, hey. I think I'll dominate.

Yeah! Let's get 'im!

Yamcha

Yeah!

Oolong

Just make sure you don't get another hand through your stomach.

Now wasn't there a martial arts tournament a long time ago?

That's correct. Ah yes. I believe I'll explain since I once won the tournament myself.

What? Master Roshi? I never knew you won it.

Oolong

Oh, you just had to get him started.

[while training with Krillin, Yamcha kicks Krillin's head and falls backward] Be careful Yamcha. Krillin's head is pretty slippery.

Yamcha

Wow Krillin. I think your head is your secret weapon.

Krillin

Yeah, maybe. But you bruised my brain.

Yamcha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Come on, don't be a wimp. Your head is as hard as a rock.

Krillin

Hey pal! Are you makin' fun of me!?

Yamcha

I sure am! [Yamcha kangaroo kicks Krillin in the face]

Oolong

I got it. We borrow Bulma's ship, orbit the Earth, and then sit back and watch the fireworks.

Oolong!

Oolong

Yeah, I bet ol' Cell would never think to look for us up in outer space.

Only a heartless soul would run and leave his friends behind. We're in this together.