Jeice quotes from Dragon Ball Z

If I were a betting man, I'd say Guldo's gonna lose.

Jeice

Teh. Obvious. Thanks for pointing' out the obvious Burter.

Hah! Guldo will kill them in under a minute. One chocolate nut bar says he does.

Hah! You're on.

Jeice

That's insane. The crazy bastard actually killed Guldo!

Heh. We're in trouble.

Uh...I know. With Guldo gone our whole routine is ruined! We're gonna have to come up with a new one.

Vegeta

[after unleashing a barrage of attacks against Recoome] See you in hell Recoome!

Krillin

He...he did it. Incredible. That big oaf never even saw it coming. I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but...I'm sure glad Vegeta's on our side.

Jeice

Uh...huh?

Grrr...Uh...man that was close...

Vegeta

Huh?

Uh...no...I...I...I can still feel his power level. He's...he's still there. Uh...

Krillin

There's no way. He couldn't be.

Ha ha ha. Hi! [effeminate way]

Vegeta

Grr...

Krillin

Uh...eh..ah... [fear stricken]

This is crazy! He's not even breathing hard! What the heck are we gonna do!?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Nice try...but now it's my turn.

Jeice

Oh, this is just great! You know how long it's gonna take ta wash all this dust outta my hair.

Complain all you want. At least you've got hair.

[to Krillin, after having all his teeth knocked out by Krillin's surprise attack from behind] I would be pissed, but, lucky for you, I know a good dentist.

Krillin

Uh...uh... [afraid]

Hey, Jeice, Burter, how about you guys let me kill this one too? What do you say...yeah, no?

Jeice

[to Burter] Well, I guess you owe 'im one.

[to Recoome] Alright. You've got yourself a deal. He's yours. But as soon as we get back home, you're treating us to lunch for a week.

Yeah, yeah. [to Krillin] You just cost me big, now I'm pissed.

Jeice

Well, that's the end o' that. I don't think that kid's gettin' up this time.

How could he? Recoome just snapped his neck.

Jeice

This guy's pretty good Burter. It's quite an entrance he made. He's really fast, maybe even faster than you.

Yeah, right. Give me a break. [checks his scouter] See, low fighting power. He's all show. You're too easily impressed Jeice.

Jeice

Oy, did you hear that Burter? This guy gets in one lucky punch and he thinks he can take on the Ginyu Force.

Yeah, Jeice. I think he must've hit himself in the head pretty hard when he landed here. He got Recoome by surprise, that's all. It doesn't make him tough, just lucky, right?

Jeice

Right. I'm surprised he got a punch in at all. This guy's power level is way too pathetic to be a challenge.

Jeice

Now say hello to the Ginyu Force! Jeice!

I am your worst nightmare! Prepare yourself for...Burter!

You wanna dance, or fight?

[speaking through scouter] Jeice. Come in. Jeice. Do you hear me?

Jeice

[speaking through scouter] Yeah, Burter. I copy you.

I've got a new plan. Use the fire Crusher Ball, right, when you fire it, I'm sure he'll jump out of the way to evade it.

Jeice

That's your plan?

I wasn't through. When he jumps, I'll sneak in and crush him from behind. He might be fast, but I'm the fastest warrior in the universe.

Jeice

Got ya mate. This is what you get for messin' with the Ginyu! Hiya! Crusher Ball!

Dodge you punk! Jump now, what are you doing? [Goku smacks the Crusher Ball into another direction]

Jeice

He deflected it!

Damn you! Uh...oh...huh...

Jeice

Uh...huh...

Hey, where did he go? Huh...

Jeice

Look out behind you!

Huh!

Jeice

Huh! Huh....

Huh...huh...uh...huh...be merciful...

Hi.

[to Jeice] Listen, it's not too late for you to leave this planet, your choice, but if I were you, I'd get out of here.

Vegeta

Don't be a fool Kakarot! He's destroyed more men than you can count!

Don't you remember Vegeta? We let you go on Earth. Don't you think they deserve the same chance?

Jeice

Man oh man! Burter! This is totally insane! I don't know who this guy is...or where he came from, but he's good. Jeez, I've never seen anything like it. Ahh...we never even touched him...now that's one bad dude. I'm bad...but man, I ain't that bad! Sometimes you gotta know when to go, go, go! [Jeice dashes away]

Captain Ginyu

That's right. As a matter of fact, I too share the coveted ability to raise my fighting power at will, you know!

Huh?

Jeice

That a boy, Captain! He looks worried now! You got this bloke right where you want 'im. [to himself] Heh! I should've known that the Captain would take care of business. It looks like I'll be gettin' my bonus in two weeks paid vacation after all.

Jeice

[Captain Ginyu releases Goku from a stranglehold] No Captain! We had 'im! What in the world did you do that for?

Captain Ginyu

I don't recall asking for your help Jeice!

Jeice

But sir, why was I-?

Captain Ginyu

Hotshot! You know better than to interfere with my fight! Do it again and you're through, do ya hear me? Finished! [to Goku] And as for you, super slick, stop playin' around! Enough with this bravado, I know you're still hiding your real power. Maybe you're trying to save it for when you meet Frieza. Well, don't be a fool, you'll never get by me without baring your all. Show me your perfect power so I can finally test the depths of my strength against a worthy opponent. Come on, lets get right to the nitty gritty! Well, what're you waitin' for, huh? I didn't know your friends had so much time ta spare!

Alrighty then! It'll give me a good workout and I can also save some time.

Captain Ginyu

It would have to come to this anyway. Besides, this way is much more civil. We don't have to get all bruised and beaten up.

You know, you don't have to hurt other people for amusement. Helping people can be fun too. You should try it sometime.

Captain Ginyu

Aha ha. Ha ha. Oh yes, yes. I can see it now. "Captain Ginyu: protector of the weak and the helpless and the good." Look, don't try to reform me, just show me your perfect power.

You betcha! Aah! [Goku powers up]

Captain Ginyu

What? One hundred thousand! I...I...I didn't count on this! This is completely insane! [Goku keeps charging] It's still going up...Aah! One hundred and ten thousand!

Jeice

Ah! Aah!

Captain Ginyu

Hey, stop! Cut it out! This just isn't my day! [Goku keeps charging] Ah...I had you...I had you in my hands. I should've destroyed you while I had the chance.

Jeice

Aah...aah...with all due respect Captain, this might be a good time to go and get Frieza.

Captain Ginyu

Shut up Jeice! I can handle this! [Goku keeps charging] Aah!

Captain Ginyu

Now lets see here...what? One hundred and forty thousand! No! It can't be! [Ginyu darts into the sea below out of frustration]

I think your friend's having a nervous breakdown!

Jeice

He's just cooling off mate. He'll be back!

Captain Ginyu

So this is the real you? One hundred and eighty thousand! Astounding! Incredible!

Jeice

Man, we should be getting the heck outta here right now! Yeah I've seen about all I wanna see!

There's no need to be scared of me! Just say you're sorry for what you've done and leave and no harm will come to you!

Captain Ginyu

What? Apologize?

That's right!

Captain Ginyu

We're the Ginyu Force! We...we never apologize. Uh...

I'm sorry to hear that.

Captain Ginyu

Uh...you don't scare me...w...we don't bow to anybody. Not even a guy like you. Although I must admit, we've never really faced anyone like you...you...oh....