Bulma quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Sorry we're late. I had to finish my homework.

Don't sweat it kid. You're fashionably late.

What a day. This is great, all of us here together.

Yamcha

Really. Hey, speaking of together, are you guys officially dating?

Krillin

[shy] Well...sort of. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend.

Huh? Oh, so we're still free to date other people? Well then. [to Yamcha] What do you say we go out?

Yamcha

Yeah...uh...sure. Why not? [Bulma pulls Yamcha's ear]

Say what?

My goodness.

Yamcha

Come on Bulma. We were joking. Right, tell her Maron.

No, I'm serious.

Krillin

Oh no.

Enough kidding around. Maron, you haven't said much about Krillin. What makes him so special to you?

Gosh. That's a good one. [pause] Uh...well...he's bald!

Aha ha ha! You middle-aged ladies crack me up!

What? Middle-

Aged ladies?

[same time as Chi-Chi] Well, she's a lot older than I am, I'm not middle-aged, she is!

[same time as Bulma] Well, she's a lot older than I am, I'm not middle-aged, she is!

You have some nerve!

You're older than me and you know it!

But I've always been the prettiest one, and you know that!

You think skimpy clothes make you prettier! Well, think again you bimbo! Grrr...

Grrr...

Where's Maron?

Krillin

Well, things were gettin' complicated so I broke up with her.

Oh, poor guy.

Ah, it's a darn shame.

Oolong

Well, I don't believe it. I'll bet she dumped him.

I had a weird dream last night that Vegeta came back.

Yamcha

What? Vegeta? You dreamt about him?

You know, actually, he was pretty nice to me in the dream. And a good kisser to boot.

Yamcha

What? You kissed him?

It was just a dream Yamcha!

Oolong

You poor sap. You're jealous, aren't you? Admit it.

Vegeta

These garments that you left...are they for a man or a woman? They're pink.

Come on, it's the style here.

Vegeta

Men in pink...how bizarre.

Heh. [everyone laughs]

Vegeta

This is ridiculous. I'm a warrior. Not a...a...a variety of flower.

Well, you smell good. [everyone laughs]

Vegeta

Stop that. Stop it or I'll blast you all!

[Bulma and Puar land] Yamcha!

Yamcha

What in the world are you two doing here?

We came to see Frieza. I missed him on Namek, and I am not going to let that happen again.

Yamcha

Are you crazy? Do you realize what he'll do to you when he finds you here?

Yes, of course I do. He'll come down and blow up the planet, but I wanna see him before he does it. What's so wrong with that? Besides, I hear he's kinda cute.

Vegeta

It's amazing how every time you open your mouth, you prove you're an idiot.

Hey, maybe it would help us relax a little if we all sing a song.

Vegeta

Shut up! You haven't had one useful thing to say since you got here. Now you stay in the back and keep quiet woman! I don't have time for your stupidity right now.

Oh, hey, you've got our logo on your jacket. That's my dad's company. Are you one of our employees?

Trunks

No, not exactly. Just a fan.

Oh I see. Well, tell me your name and I'll recommend you to dad.

Trunks

I uh...can't do that. I'm sorry, I know it's strange.

Oh...mystery man!

Tien

Is his shoe size a secret too?

Yamcha

Yeah! Why can't I have a secret name!? That's not fair! I bet you have a secret spy decoder ring too!

[about Trunks and Goku talking] Man, for two guys who don't know each other, they sure do have a lot to talk about.

Krillin

But hey, talking's not bad. It's a lot better than fighting.

Uh...at least he doesn't have his sword out anymore.

Krillin

Yeah, and your dad put his finger away too.

Krillin

Yeah Bulma, your idea was good in theory, but maybe you oughta rethink your position on this one.

What are you saying!?

Krillin

Ahem. [whispering to Bulma] Come here.

Huh?

Krillin

[whispering to Bulma] What I'm trying to say is...I wanna try and stay on the good side of Vegeta and Piccolo.

Huh?

Krillin

[whispering to Bulma] I don't know if you've noticed but they, uh...seem to have a hard time controlling their tempers.

Oh.

Krillin

Hmm...

I get it. You're saying you don't wanna get beaten up.

Krillin

Gohan, cool it! You're crampin' ma style!

Then it's settled! We'll all fight together! [everyone yells yeah]

Look at you, the great general! Rallying his troops, hardly! You look more like a cheerleader.

Uh...

It's hopeless. Boys will always be boys.

You know, I'm starting to think Vegeta's a few cards short of a full deck.

Huh?

It wasn't enough to have the simulator create three hundred times gravity for him, now he's demanding that I make some more equipment for him to train with, then all he's going to do is break it.

Somehow, that doesn't surprise me at all.

Well, I think it's great he works so hard.

Oh sure, he's training hard. But don't you think he's overdoing it a bit?

Oh no. I think it's very admirable. In my day, a man that showed that much dedication to anything was definitely husband material. A girl would have to be crazy to let him get away, I tell you.

Is he going to be alright daddy?

I hope so. The only thing he hasn't bruised is his eyebrows. If he stays in bed for a week or so, he should be alright. He's dodged a bullet again. It's a miracle he survived such a horrible accident. Those Saiyans are practically indestructible.

[from a viewing screen, as Vegeta is training under four hundred times gravity] Stop it Vegeta! You are in no condition to be doing this right now!

Vegeta

Grr...

I know you don't want to believe it, but you are made of flesh and blood.

Vegeta

Stop pestering me woman! Leave me alone!

You know I'm right! So why don't you just keep quiet and do as I say!?

Vegeta

Grr...

Nothing to say? Well that's good. Now go back to bed and get some rest.

Vegeta

Not yet. I do have something to say.

Huh? Uh, is something wrong? Or maybe you're finally going to apologize to me! If that's the case, then lets hear it!

Vegeta

Leave me alone!