Ox King quotes from Dragon Ball Z

I'm so excited to see Gohan. I can't wait. Heh he he he he he. You know, I haven't seen him in almost a year. He's probably all grown up by now. Heh he he he he.

Krillin

[to himself] Aw, man! How can I tell him he's gonna have to wait another year?

[while both he and Ox-King are staring at Maron laying in the sun in her bikini] Gosh. Whoah-ho! It's a beautiful morning, isn't it, Ox-King?

Sure is, yes! The beach, the waves. Whoah.

Fruitcakes! You should be ashamed o' yourselves!

Where's Maron?

Krillin

Well, things were gettin' complicated so I broke up with her.

Oh, poor guy.

Ah, it's a darn shame.

Oolong

Well, I don't believe it. I'll bet she dumped him.

Don't you think it's time that you give the boy a name?

Hm?

I thought of one. It came to me last night.

Oh...I didn't know you picked already.

Yes...Einstein!

Hm? Einstein? You're kidding.

[same time as Goku] Hm? Einstein? You're kidding.

Hardly. Our boy's name is going to be Einstein.

Well, what do you think we should call him, dad?

Oh, I don't know. Uh...I did scribble a few names down. Ah, there. Here we are. [Ox King holds a scroll with lots of names] Let's see here. Ox King Junior. Ox Monkey. Big Ox. Oxford. Oh, you'll like these. Ox in the box. Ox Man. Johnny Oxseen.

Oh my brave little warrior. He's too young to be fighting. He should be at home studying. But no, he had to listen to his father instead of me.

Hey! Your son Gohan is no longer a baby! Why, he's transcended Goku and now he's become an honorable Saiyan warrior. If you haven't figured it out by now, both your husband and your son are battling to save an entire planet! And without them, we have nothing! Oh sure, I wish it was me instead of him, but Gohan is the only hope we have left!

[after hearing Mr. Satan's lies about defeating Cell] It's not fair! They deserve to know what Gohan did!

I know...

[after easily pummeling a Pteradactyl who was trying to steal his fish] Man, what a feisty old bird.

Yeah, what an unlucky bird. First he runs into the strongest guy in the world in the middle of nowhere and then he tries to take his fish. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.