Well, you certainly are an arrogant little thing. And maybe in whatever little hole you just crawled out of, you're pretty tough. But you're no match for me, really. Fighting a pitiful little punk like you isn't even worth my time.
What a pleasant surprise.
You're right father. This may prove to be a bit more amusing than I had thought.
And now, you two are going down.
Aha ha. One thing is certain. If nothing else, I'd say this little creature is quite the comedian. Aha ha.
Hmmm. He is at that. I'll tell you what kid. Let me give you a piece of advice. He who acquires his skills quickly, is he who is the first to perish.
Heh. Thanks for the tip.
Huh? Why you!
Listen up! Now I've got one for you Frieza! Know your enemy! You've already made some pretty big assumptions about me, and that's a mistake that's going to cost you dearly!
You insolent brat! You should really learn to control your tongue!
Just destroy him already. We haven't got all day!
Really father! Have some patience! I'm just trying to have a little fun, if you don't mind!
He's right though. You really don't have all day! More like five minutes!
Oh, that's too bad! Heh heh heh heh. And here I made dinner plans!
So I've heard. Well, sorry Frieza. But I'm canceling your date with Goku.
Huh?
What's a Goku?
Father, I know you're bored, but please try to keep up.
Hmm...
So I take it you know that worthless Saiyan?
By reputation. But we'll meet soon.
Oh...don't be so certain. Heh.
But I couldn't be more certain Frieza.
Ooh...
Anytime now, Goku will be coming home. And only one of us is going to be here waiting for him. Get it?
Definitely. As it so happens, I was just about to suggest that very thing myself. It's so nice that you and I can finally agree on something, don't you think?
Heh heh heh. For once you're right.
Well, then I guess all that's left is for me to decide just how I'm going to annihilate you.
Enough kidding around!
Huh?
It's time you understood who I really am! So I'll tell you what. I'm going to let the two of you in on a little secret. You're about to find out what it's like to fight a real Super Saiyan, and I'm not talking about Goku.
What?
Grr...
Heh heh.
Heh heh heh heh. Ya crack me up kid. Ha ha ha! Aha ha ha ha ha ha! I've never met anyone who laid it on quite as thick as you! Aha ha ha ha...huh? [Trunks begins to power up]
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...huh?
No! It can't be!
What is he?
Aah!
Hey, maybe it would help us relax a little if we all sing a song.
Shut up! You haven't had one useful thing to say since you got here. Now you stay in the back and keep quiet woman! I don't have time for your stupidity right now.
[after Frieza blasts at Trunks] My, I would say that was all rather anticlimactic, wouldn't you? I mean, the little runt certainly didn't last very long, now did he?
Well, what did you expect? He was only a...a...a... [the smoke clears] monkey?
Well done, Frieza. It only took you four tries to destroy that little boy. Aha ha ha ha ha!
I was just warming up father! That's all. Really!
Oho ho ho! Of course son. Of course. Heh heh heh heh.
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