Dr. Brief quotes from Dragon Ball Z

I kind of feel a little embarrassed asking, but do you know anything about integrated microcircuit feedback loops and their effect on afterburner ignition rates?

I didn't understand anything you just said, so I guess just plug stuff in where it looks like it fits and hope it works.

Righto.

[about the capsule spaceship] So, how much longer till she's ready to fly?

She's ready now. Anywhere in the universe you want to go.

Uh...what?!

And there's a full kitchen down this way...and to get to the bathroom, you follow the green arrows-

Wait a second! I thought you said it wasn't finished yet!

And that's the truth. It isn't finished. Far from it. I haven't installed the capuccino machine yet.

What?! Are you kidding?! I don't care about cappuccino!

Well, you say that now, but wait until you wake up and you want a nice warm breakfast beverage to start your day off right.

Sometimes I amaze even myself.

Oolong

Dr. Brief! Where's Goku?

On his way to planet Namek. Probably wishing he had capuccino already.

There are only three things that could cause this transmission to fail. One...the darn thing's broke...uh...two...the whole ship's been destroyed somehow...and then there's three...interference from a series of electromagnetic waves, which means the planet's axis...it's being stretched or compressed.

Goodness! What does it mean when the axis distorts?

Um...uh...well it means...uh...hmm...well a sudden change like that could mean only one thing. I'm afraid that the planet's core has become unstable. It's um...gonna blow!

What!?

You know, I'm starting to think Vegeta's a few cards short of a full deck.

Huh?

It wasn't enough to have the simulator create three hundred times gravity for him, now he's demanding that I make some more equipment for him to train with, then all he's going to do is break it.

Somehow, that doesn't surprise me at all.

Well, I think it's great he works so hard.

Oh sure, he's training hard. But don't you think he's overdoing it a bit?

Oh no. I think it's very admirable. In my day, a man that showed that much dedication to anything was definitely husband material. A girl would have to be crazy to let him get away, I tell you.

Is he going to be alright daddy?

I hope so. The only thing he hasn't bruised is his eyebrows. If he stays in bed for a week or so, he should be alright. He's dodged a bullet again. It's a miracle he survived such a horrible accident. Those Saiyans are practically indestructible.

Your mother and I just can't bring ourselves to leave the little ones. We'll wait here for your return.

Will you two stop being so naive and open your eyes? Is it really worth risking both your lives just to stay here and feed and clean your stinking precious pets?

Remember...even if we meet a horrible, tragic, gruesome, and grotesque end at the hands of this Majin Buu, you're gonna wish to bring us back to life with the Dragon Balls...don't try to argue. We've made up our minds.