[to Krillin and Bulma] Well, the surprises just don't stop, do they? I've found a couple of Earthlings far from home with no one around to save them! And it appears that you have just what I'm looking for. [about Krillin's dragonball] Hand over the dragonball or die! Come on! Don't do anything stupid! Just hand it over! And I wouldn't intend to escape with it either, because if you tried something like that, the sniveling girl behind you would suffer the consequences. Now hand over that ball. [Zarbon arrives] Looks like we have company.
[softly] Ha ha ha ha ha ha...
BBulma
[about Zarbon] Wow! He's cute! I'll bet with his brawny good looks, he's come here to rescue me!
BBulma
[about Zarbon] 'Cause I'm in love.
Uh...eh...Bulma, I...uh...I really don't think he's here for a date.
BBulma
You think he'd go on a date with me?
Come on, snap out of it already.
BBulma
I wonder if he's noticed me.
He has, but not in the way that you're thinking.
Vegeta, did you really think that you could escape me for long?
Ah, another dragonball. How nice of you to track it down for me. Don't tell me you've joined forces with them...
BBulma
[to Zarbon] Yoo hoo! Ha ha! Thank you for coming to rescue me!
[about Bulma] Ha ha. Idiot.
Those two don't concern me. All I want to know is what you did with the rest of the dragonballs. You can either tell me or you can tell Frieza, your choice.
[softly] Aha ha ha ha ha ha. With pleasure.
Well, get on with your little transformation then.
You know perfectly well that you can't possibly defeat me unless you change into that hideous creature.
Alright, now you've done it! No one insults me like that, Vegeta! For someone who looks like you, you have no right to call me hideous! I'd kill you where you stand but Frieza wants me to take you alive. Consider yourself lucky.
Ha. The only thing I'm going to consider is how much pain I make you endure...before I end your pathetic little life. Come on, lets go, ugly! [The battle between Zarbon and Vegeta begins]
BBulma
[about Zarbon] My hero!
You! I finally found you! You're going to learn. No one makes a fool out of Vegeta!
Grrr...grr...now where's my dragonball?
BBulma
Ahh...ahh...it's...over there.
BBulma
Ahh...I...I'm not. It's right there.
I don't have time for these lies!
BBulma
This...this can't be happening. I...I told him. Listen to me! It's right behind you! No! I'm too pretty to die! [Bulma wakes up from her nightmare]
BBulma
Why you! You don't even have the dragonballs? And here I am waiting, being chased by every wild beast imaginable, I haven't showered in weeks, not to mention I ran out of lip gloss a month ago, and you come back empty handed?
[same time as Krillin] Huh?
BBulma
So then, what do you have to say for yourself?
We...we are sorry. At least I think.
BBulma
Man, this is crazy! It's falling apart. My gosh, this is scary. This thing can blow at any second. This is bad. This is gonna be the end.
BBulma
How dare you, you twerp!? You have no idea what I've been through, do you? It's been horrible.
Well, look on the bright side.
BBulma
Bright side? I've been chased by dinosaurs, I had my body stolen by a crazy frog, I was nearly crushed to death, I have major rio and my legs are so bristly, I feel like a cactus, so tell me, what's the bright side?
BBulma
Well, I'm not traveling across the galaxy with a shady character like Piccolo on board, who do you think I am? There's no telling what he might do once we're in deep space in the middle of nowhere. There's just no way! If he stays, you can count me out!
But he's not bad. He's good, really. And that's the truth. He's coming, or we're not going anywhere!
BBulma
Huh! Now look Gohan. Piccolo belongs here. It's his home. I doubt he even wants to leave here.
BBulma
Right...nevermind. Heh heh. [to herself] Oh, man. This is just great. How do I get myself into these predicaments?
[Gohan puts his hand on Bulma's hand to stop her from powering up the ship] We're not leaving Bulma! Not yet.
BBulma
Please take your hand away or I'm going to bite it as hard as I can.
He's my dad, I love him. Please, Bulma, I know he'd do the same for you if he could. Please, my dad needs us. He does.
BBulma
Gosh...Gohan...alright Gohan...two more minutes.
I'm staying Bulma. You're gonna have to leave with Piccolo.
BBulma
What? Hey! This isn't funny.
I'm part Saiyan Bulma. Frieza's goin' ta hunt me down wherever I go. The last thing I wanna do is lead him back to Earth. I don't wanna be a danger ta anybody. I know what I've gotta do.
BBulma
That's nonsense. Let's go. You're not sure that he's going to follow you! You really should get out of here before it's too late. Gohan, no! Don't go! You can't put this all on yourself!
Don't worry about me. This is the way that I want it. I'll be alright. You take care of Piccolo.
BBulma
Gohan, no! This is suicide!
No way. This is life. Piccolo would understand and so would my dad. Besides, I don't intend ta die. Frieza's bound ta be hurting if he was fighting my dad. Maybe I can beat him. I've got to give it a try. So long.
[speaking telepathically to Bulma] Bulma! Can you hear me?
BBulma
Huh? Who said that? I must be losing my mind!
Bulma, you're not losing your mind. It's me, Yamcha.
BBulma
Huh? Yamcha? Where? I don't see you.
BBulma
I can hear you though. Did somebody shrink you or something?
No, nobody shrunk me. I'm full size. Look, Bulma. I'm communicating with you telepathically. King Kai arranged it. I'm relaying a message for him.
Bulma? Yamcha's talking to you? It's King Kai, he must have a message.
BBulma
Hey, that's what he said. Man, that's wild. Telepathy, huh? So, it's true then. It is Yamcha. Hiya Yamcha! What's up?
Not a lotta! Just hangin' out with the other dead guys. You know how it is. But hey, I have to hurry, because uh...I'm sorta calling long distance. It's about Goku, Bulma. The fight on Namek is over.
BBulma
You're kidding. Who won?
Goku did. He beat Frieza. But uh...
BBulma
Goku won! Alright! That's our Goku! Hey guys! Goku won!
Wow! Dad really won! Yay! Woo! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!
[to himself] Goku, you did it my friend.
[dancing around with Dende] Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha!
[to himself] He did it. Unbelievable.
Bulma, please listen. That's not the end of the story. There's more. After Goku defeated Frieza, he tried to use Frieza's space ship to high-tail it outta there, but the darned thing bugged out on 'im. He was stuck, with no way out! When Namek exploded, Goku went with it! He's gone.
BBulma
Hold on guys! There's more! Goku didn't make it off planet Namek before it exploded. He's dead.
Bulma!? What are you doing? Are you nuts? You're not givin' a weather report or announcing the score of a football game. The kid's dad just died. I could've done a better job than that.
BBulma
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Duh. Now listen up, peabrain. I'm the one with the real inside scoop, not you. What would you say if I told you that with the dragonballs from Namek, you can wish people back to life more than just one time? That means we can wish everybody back. Goku, Krillin, and Chiaotzu can all be wished back. You're all coming home. How do you like them apples? And it's not gonna take that long either. So just chill. You dork, I was always the brains of the outfit when we were together and you were always the brawn.
Do you know of a place where we can stay temporarily until we can make other arrangements?
BBulma
Gosh...hey I know! Just stay with me!
BBulma
Ah, hey, it's really no biggie. It's the least I can do for you all. Besides, you need a major credit card to stay in a hotel. Hey, no worries. My dad's compound is huge. There's enough room for everyone. It's not like you guys have a lot of options. Green men from outer space aren't a common sight around here.
Oh, gosh. I see your point. We accept.
BBulma
[to Vegeta] What about you? Hey, homeboy!
BBulma
Hey, loosen up. You're going ta need a place to crash too.
BBulma
Hey, why don't you drop the arrogant tough guy act and just relax. Let it all go. Take a vacation for goodness sake. Unwind a little and see what life has to offer you. You're actually kinda cute. Aha ha.
What? I'm not kind of...shut up!
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