Bulma quotes from Dragon Ball Z

Krillin

[Bulma is holding baby Trunks] Heh, I hope you don't think I'm nuts for asking, but what's the deal with the baby Bulma?

Is it your son Yamcha? I'll bet he is.

Yamcha

Heh. He's not my kid.

Krillin

Huh?

Yamcha

Well, if you think that's a shock, just wait. Wait until she tells you who the father really is.

Krillin

Huh?

Uh?

Ha ha ha. I'll bet it's Vegeta, isn't it? [tapping baby Trunks] Right Trunks?

Krillin

Uhh?

Ehh?

Now who told you that Goku? I wanted to keep it a secret. I was going to surprise you guys.

[laughing from panic] Aha ha ha ha ha ha...well, actually...I just thought I'd take a guess. I mean, he kind o' looks like Vegeta. Aha ha ha ha ha ha...

You guessed his name too.

Yeah...what are the chances of that, huh? Maybe I'm psychic.

Ha. Yamcha's dumber than he looks!

Huh? You mean, you're not going to go with them?

Not on your life babe!

And why not? From what I hear Yajirobe, you're a pretty good fighter and they need all the help they can get. So I suggest you quit being a coward and get yourself into gear.

Can't do it.

I am tired of hearing your lame excuses! Get down there and help out your buddies now!

I don't know how to fly Bulma.

Vegeta wouldn't let anything happen to his little boy. We'll be just fine.

No we won't. We'll be...dead!

If you go down any further...I...I'll...I'll throw Trunks out the window!

Oh, really? I don't think Vegeta would like you talking about his son like that!

Ahh! How dare you Vegeta! Uh! Every time you stick your geeky little face in front of Trunks, you make him cry! Grr...

Krillin

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee...

It's alright. Your daddy's not going to scare you with that ugly mug of his.

Vegeta

Bulma, will you forget about the child for one minute!

From what I've seen, I'd say the grown up Trunks is pretty cool.

You're right. He is cool, isn't he?

Hmph. Not that cool.

What did you say!? How dare you say something like that about my son?

Gee whiz Bulma, do you think you could freak out any more!?

What!? [holding baby Trunks] Well, we'll just tell daddy about him!

No don't! Not Vegeta! Please, I take it back!

Ha ha. Watch out Yajirobe. Little Trunks is goin' ta be pretty tough himself one o' these days. He may come after you if he hears you were givin' his mom a hard time.

Yeah, I'd like ta see him try!

Ooo! That does it! I'm going to tell Vegeta exactly how mean you're being to his son!

No, you can't tell! I'll do anything!

Ah, oh boy. There it is. Home at last. Wow. What a view!

Gohan, listen. Can we go by my house first.

Uh...uh...but I wanna go see my dad Bulma. He's not feeling well, remember?

I know, but I promise I won't take long, okay? It feels like we've been gone forever and I really need some more supplies. Pee-yoo! Little Trunks needs his diaper changed.

Uh...

Being a mother really isn't easy you know. I have to get baby Trunks some fresh diapers and then I have to feed him. It's a lot o' work.

Gohan! I vote that we all go to Bulma's house! I want some food!

Wah! Wah!

Well, you guys win. It's three against one.

Hi Trunks. I'm back. Did you miss me?

Trunks

I guess so.

Well, tell me. What do you think of the younger version of your mother? Pretty cute, huh?

Trunks

Well, I'd say you haven't really changed that much.

You mean then... I'll keep my girlish looks for at least another ten years? Oh, this is great! Ha ha ha. This is so embarrassing.

Wow. It looks like these androids are made up of organic substances patterned after human cells. So that's how it's possible for Cell to merge with them at a cellular level.

Krillin

Uh...what?

Hey, telephone guys! Collect call. It's Bulma.

Yamcha

Don't accept.

Oh come on guys. It's urgent. She's figured out a way to disable the androids.

What!? Accept the charges!

Krillin

[same time] Accept the charges!

Tien

[same time] Accept the charges!

Yamcha

[same time] Accept the charges!

I heard all that! Well I guess I'll still let you guys use the remote I invented that disables the androids circuits but only if mister loudmouth "don't accept the charges" Yamcha agrees to give yours truly a foot massage.

Krillin

Gosh, I don't know Bulma.

Well, that's the deal so you can take it, or leave it.

Yamcha

She knows that I can't stand rubbing her feet!

Now you'll have to get within ten meters of the androids to be in range. Any farther away and it won't work.

Krillin

Huh!? Uh...ten meters!? Gee don't you think that's kind o' close?

Don't complain. You're lucky you have that thing at all.

Vegeta, you don't look that different. Why didn't your hair grow at all?

Vegeta

Uh...for your information, a pure Saiyan's hair does not change from the day that he is born.

Oh...

Is that true...how 'bout that!

I guess that's why you've never needed a haircut.

Hey yeah. But I wish I could do something about these split ends. Ha ha ha.

Try shampoo.

Vegeta

I don't have time to listen to Kakarot's hair problems.

[about Saiyan combat armor] Hey, aren't you going to wear yours?

Piccolo

I am a Namek, not a Saiyan. And I'm not going to dress like one.

Tien

That's right. I refuse to wear the same suit as Vegeta! Not after all of the horrible things he's done.

Trunks

[Trunks senses Cell behind him] Hm? Hey, mom...would you mind going inside now?

What? Inside? But why? [comical] Ah...where is she, Trunks? I know you...who has a new girlfriend? Aha ha...

Trunks

Mom.

[serious] Huh? Trunks? [Bulma runs away]

Trunks

Come on out, Cell. I know you're here.

Cell

Huh!?

Trunks

You're so lame, sneakin' around like the boogeyman. What's your plan, Cell? To kill me and take my time machine to the past? You're having trouble finding the androids, huh? I bet you just long to absorb them.

Cell

What!? How do you know all this?

Trunks

I read your palm, big guy. You have a short lifeline.

Cell

Grr...so, you're a joker, huh!? Well, I don't like your jokes. I subscribe to a different kind of amusement than you Earthlings.

Trunks

Yeah, I know how you get your kicks, Cell. But it's not going to happen anymore and I'm going to see to that.