Danielle quotes from Desperate Housewives

Danielle

(to Bree about Benjamin) You gave him meat and told him to lie?!!

Bree

You're President of the abstinence club!

Danielle

Well, I wasn't planning on running for a second term.

Andrew

Would this have to do with the condom you left in my room? 'Cause that wasn't mine...

Danielle

You suck, you know that.

Andrew

Mom, Grandma's leaving.

Bree

I know. She's been uninvited to the funeral.

Andrew

Why?

Bree

If only you heard all the nasty things she said to me.

Andrew

Look, I'm sure she was a real bitch, but she's family, so that makes her our bitch. Let her say goodbye to Dad.

Danielle

(crying) Mom, if you don't invite Grandma to the funeral I'll never forgive you!

Andrew

(to Danielle) Did I ask for your help? (back to Bree) I'm sure Dad would've wanted her there.

Danielle

(to Bree) A baby is God’s most precious gift. I will not have mine raised by a cold emotionally unavailable woman like you.

Danielle

(to Bree) You're always mean to me just like you were to dad. You emasculated him. Well, you’re not gonna emasculate me.

Bree

You don’t even know what that means, you petulant sockpuppet.