Tom Scavo quotes from Desperate Housewives

Tom Scavo

[Lynette is sitting at her computer] What're you doing?

Tom Scavo

Who is Sarah J from MacArthur High School?

Tom Scavo

Oh my God! You're pretending to be somebody else!

Tom Scavo

We'll address you major ethical breach in a moment. What did you find out?

Tom Scavo

OK, you got what you came for, you know who he hangs around with, now time to stop.

Tom Scavo

Hey guys, good, you're all here.

Tom Scavo

I wanted to talk to you all about our pizzeria.

Tom Scavo

That means a lot because this was a really rough day for me. I had to let all our employees go. So starting tomorrow, you kids are my new wait staff!

Tom Scavo

You and I'll handle the days and the kids'll join us after school and on the weekends.

Tom Scavo

Come on, we'll love working together,

Tom Scavo

I think so, but just to be sure, you're fifteen, happy birthday!

Tom Scavo

Fine, don't wear the apron.

Tom Scavo

I will.

Tom

There's nothing wrong with my mother, so just drop it.

Tom

Lynette, the kids are getting older, and they are getting smarter. Soon, they're going to realize that they outnumber us, and then...

Lynette

We're screwed.

Tom

Exactly.