(to Bree) A baby is God’s most precious gift. I will not have mine raised by a cold emotionally unavailable woman like you.
Bree (to Orson, hinting at her former mother-in-law Phyllis) Emotionally unavailable. Gosh, I wonder where she picked up that little phrase.
(to Bree) You're always mean to me just like you were to dad. You emasculated him. Well, you’re not gonna emasculate me.
You don’t even know what that means, you petulant sockpuppet.
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