(to Bree about Benjamin) You gave him meat and told him to lie?!!
“Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else” · Season 5
In this episode: Gabrielle Solis (4), Susan Meyer (3), Lynette Scavo (1), Andrew Van De Kamp (1), Danielle (1), Dave Williams (1)
Are you saying Juanita is fat for her age?
Gaby, Juanita is fat for your age.
Look at my life, Susan. I've been beaten down.
Well, I thought I had you beaten today and the next thing I knew, I was eating grass.
Today doesn't count. Today I was mad.
Maybe you need to get mad more often.
[to Andrew] I took the car to the mechanic's who told me the radiator's shot.
Oh, that, yeah. It's been giving me trouble for years. Just use the jar.
What jar?
It's in the truck. You just keep it full of water and when the radiator reheats, you fill it up. Oh, and try not going uphills and stay in the shade as much as possible.
I can't drive around avoiding gravity and the sun!
[to Susan] You attacked my child and then me. Why should I even listen to you?
I brought booze.
Come on in.
[to Lynette] You know what a midlife crisis is?
I'm married to a 45 year old man who has a red convertible. Yeah, I think I know.
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