Katherine Mayfair quotes from Desperate Housewives

Katherine

(telling her story to Bree and Wayne) After you left a month ago, I convinced myself you forgot about us. I was wrong.

Katherine

I'm sure you had enough to buy liquor by the caseload.

Katherine

What do you want, Wayne?

Katherine

Why? So you lazed in your old age? Need somebody smaller to pounce on? Well, now she's gotten older and sassier. I'm sure you'll find all sorts of reasons to hit her.

Katherine

She is asleep! GET THE HELL OUT!

Katherine

Profusely. You should go see a doctor.

Katherine

Just understand this. There is nothing I will not do to keep you away from her. Nothing.

Katherine

Yeah, I hit him with the candlestick. He went down pretty hard.

Katherine

Uh, immigration agents, and I think they're sending Jackson back to Canada!

Katherine

Well, if you two are so happy, then where did he just disappear to?

Katherine

(exclaims angrily) You're going to jail for this! Everyone heard you, ow, threaten me at that meeting. I have witnesses.

Katherine

(to Robin) Just because I enjoy having sex with you doesn't make me a lesbian!

Katherine

What are you still doing here? I thought you found a motel room.

I did, but I wanted to set something straight before I go. I'm not leaving before you want me to, I'm leaving because I'm walking out on you.

Katherine

Oh, is that how we're gonna play this? Fine, whatever, you're leaving me.

I am, and here's why. You blamed what happened on your ex-husband, and I believed you. You told me it was all his fault, and then I find out it was yours. We are about even in the betrayal department now. In fact, I think you win.

Katherine

(voice over) I was going to run again, but you didn't give me enough time.

Lillian Simms

Wayne just drove up! Should we call the police?

Katherine

(calmly) No, let him in.

Katherine

(voiceover): I knew it was time to face you and let you know you were not welcome in my home, and neither were your gifts.

Wayne Davis

You Know much I much money I spent looking for you?