Desperate Housewives · Season 1
“Impossible” · Season 1
In this episode: Bree Van de Kamp (3), Danielle (2), Susan Delfino (1), Rex Van de Kamp (1), Andrew Van De Kamp (1), John (1)
Mrs. Van De Kamp.
Hello, John. I'm sorry to drop by on you, unannounced. Do you have a moment?
Sure. So, what can I do for you?
Well, I'll tell you. My daughter is planning on giving you her virginity and I would consider it a personal favor if you wouldn't take it.
For God's sake Bree, what do you want me to say? He's a teenage boy, we could cut off his penis and he'd still try to have sex.
You're President of the abstinence club!
Well, I wasn't planning on running for a second term.
Well, I'm adorable crazy. And he's rampage crazy.
We're WASPs, denying the white elephant in the room is what we do best.
Would this have to do with the condom you left in my room? 'Cause that wasn't mine...
You suck, you know that.
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