Rex Van de Kamp quotes from Desperate Housewives

Rex

What are we gonna do?

Bree

Oh. We're going to act like nothing is happening, and then, when we finish eating, we're going to walk out of here with all the dignity that we can muster.

Rex

Please, let's go now...

Bree

Oh no. I refuse to give them this kind of satisfaction. Open your menu.

Rex

Everybody's staring, Bree. It's humiliating.

Bree

Rex, if you walk out of this restaurant, I will scream.

Rex

Bree...

Bree

I will scream about your cruelty. Then I will scream about your infidelity. And just to make sure it really hurts, I will scream about your distasteful sexual habits. You want to know what true humiliation is, you just take one step.

Rex

Bree, why aren't you dressed?

Bree

I wanted to wear Andrew's favorite color, but I just realized I don't know what it is.

Rex

Bree, I'm sure that you came to see him will be all he needs.

Bree

(ignoring him) A good mother is supposed to know her kids inside and out, but I don't know that.

Rex

Bree...

Bree

Yours is blue, and Danielle loves pink. But I...I can't remember Andrew's. Should I wear the brown, or the green...

Rex

Bree, you are a wonderful mother. And when you are ready, I'll be in the car.

Bree

(quietly, to herself) I'll wear green; everyone likes green.

Andrew

(referring to the wine) You don't suppose I can get some of that?

Rex

Nope. I'm gonna need every drop.

Bree

Honey, do your hands still tremble when they touch me?

Rex

Haha. No. But come on, we've been married eighteen years.

Bree

Yes we have. And you still don't know when I need you to lie.