Porter, what did I tell you?
But I'm hungry.
Well, then, I will fix you a very nice bowl of peaches and cottage cheese.
Ew, barf.
Don't be common, young man.
“Children Will Listen” · Season 1
In this episode: Bree Van de Kamp (3), Lynette Scavo (2), Gabrielle Solis (1), Tom Scavo (1), Porter Scavo (1), Rex Van de Kamp (1)
Because, one day, when the time is right, we're gonna tell him how he drove me right into your arms, and that's gonna kill him. And tonight, just whatever you do, don't call me beautiful.
Lynette, the kids are getting older, and they are getting smarter. Soon, they're going to realize that they outnumber us, and then...
We're screwed.
Exactly.
Hi. (to Bree) My babysitter cancelled.
I've got millions of errands to run so...
Please hear me out. This is important. Today I have a chance to join the human race for a few hours. They're actual adults waiting for me with margaritas. Look, I'm in a dress. I have make-up on.
If it were any other day.
Oh, for Gods sake, Bree, I'm wearing pantyhose.
Bree, why aren't you dressed?
I wanted to wear Andrew's favorite color, but I just realized I don't know what it is.
Bree, I'm sure that you came to see him will be all he needs.
(ignoring him) A good mother is supposed to know her kids inside and out, but I don't know that.
Bree...
Yours is blue, and Danielle loves pink. But I...I can't remember Andrew's. Should I wear the brown, or the green...
Bree, you are a wonderful mother. And when you are ready, I'll be in the car.
(quietly, to herself) I'll wear green; everyone likes green.
Felicia (referring to Mrs. Huber's house): This is the place where good taste goes to die.
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